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i understand some developers like to write wrapper functions to handle tedious things, I even understand how to write dynamic SQL queries, but for the love of fucking god and sanity, NEVER FUCKING DO THIS!!!!

Yes its PHP, but its not even bad PHP, its a fucking abomination from hell of PHP.

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Well i will leave this meme here

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Else or ifn't

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How do you salvage a really hard question on a whiteboard interview?

Ans: "I'm sorry, I don't code on light theme"!

Via reddit user csquestions5583292

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Home office and rig. Nothing fancy but looks good and gets the job done 😁

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That, was Savage..😂😂

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Around 40$ ayear... Cant beat it!

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Best mail! What a great gift 😂🤘

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Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

joke/meme * insert a poop emoji here * shit maybe he was drunk

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Don't know if this has been already posted 😂

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Where are you now? 😔😔

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Just Angular thing

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Some serious debugging going on here today.

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Who have this problem sometime ?

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For the dutch devs, I recieved this in my inbox today.

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When I opened devRant today

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Got the surface a week ago, so this is my first sticker on it :D
Let's spread the Swag :)

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While reading through the Elasticsearch (Java search engine) source code a while ago I found this gem:

return i == -1? -1: i;

I think someone should stop drinking while coding.

Some other nice lines:

int i = 0;
return j + 1000 * i;

Are these guys high?

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All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

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