Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

Lord forgive me for laughing too hard at this person/situation... I kid you NOT!

So today while everything was going well, we suddenly had network issues at work. We worked to get everything back up online asap and then sent out an email for those affected to either restart their machines or refresh their desktops but we recommend restarting... After some few client calls, this special call came in..

Riiing, riiiiiing, ring....
Me: hi, how can help you?

Client: *laughing.. This is probably a stupid question but I forgot how to "refresh" my desk top..the thing is, I have Febreeze but I don't think that's for desk tops.

Me: Wait, what? 🤔 Febreeze for what?😕

Client: You guys sent an email to refresh our desk tops and I said I have Febreeze so how will that get my things in the computer back to show again?

Me: Ohhh, no no. We meant your computer desktop. You don't need Febreeze. Right click anywhere on your computer in the screen and select refresh from the pop up menu. We meant your computer "desktop" not your actual "desk top".

Client: *starts laughing...I told you it was a stupid question

Me: don't worry.. It wasn't stupid.

After I hang up, some of my team members asked me why someone is asking about Febreeze...I told them and they all started laughing hysterically

I was still trying to digest the conversation I had just have on the phone. 😂😂😂

Vuejs is great. I havent read any of the docs, only the first part of how to make components, and pretty sure i just hackes shit together but i now have a working site. It just speeds everything up, unlike fucking angular lol.

Apparently, clients/managers favorite acronym is ASAP.

echo "hello world"

I start my Internship tomorow in web developpement im so nervouuuusssssss !! 🤪🤪🤪

I JUST WROTE A 2000 CHARACTER RANT AND THE DEVRANT APP CRASHED

>:((((( ANGERY

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Today FileZilla saved my life by storing all site connection passwords in base64
Without it we'd have lost access to an old production server 👌

I actually like writing comments and documentations.

After a year of trying, I think i finally get react

Favorite development tool: Thesaurus.

Method/variable names are difficult dammit.

Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

I just noticed that the UI theme picked by the client it's almost the same theme as Pornhub.

You're a bit too junior we need someone with a bit more experience.

Job was listed as junior/apprentice dev.

Finishing projects instead of starting new ones

Elon Musk: Space junk is a serious issue
Also Elon Musk: I put a Tesla into orbit lol

Love this guy

I just started using git

Just saw someone at school with a devRant sticker on his laptop 😃

My rubber duck is not hatching from my rubber egg. I'm starting to worry :-S

Building a website for a client. Asked what URL they would like for the domain name...

Their reply:

*swats a fly at work*
"heh, debugging."
*audible sigh*

Today I've published my first package on NPM \o/

God bless those developers who give you a dark theme for their apps

Writing regular expressions from the top of my head

Getting a girlfriend

There was a problem with a server we were staging on, and I was providing DevOps help remote.

As a joke I said, "haha if you run `sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root` everything will be fixed!"

They ran it. RIP server-kun 2016-2018 💨

Was coding so nicely, then I accidentally kicked the power strip and turned off my machine... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!