Co-incidence??

meanwhile in one of our country's text books......

Programming in a nutshell

Pretty much

Who else think this is awesome

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Nice try

Error: Missing argument exception.

I know this is not a dev joke, but I laughed so hard:

Father bought a lie detector that makes "beep" whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home this afternoon.

Father ask him:
"So, you where at school today, right ?"
Son:"Yeah"
Detector:"Beep."
Son:"OK, OK, I was in a cinema"
Detector:"Beep."
Son:"Alright, I went for a beer with my friends."
Father:"What ?! At your age I would never touch alcohol!"
Detector: "Beep."
Mother laughs:"Ha ha ha, he really is your son!"
Detector: "Beep."

My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑

The new MacBook Pro will have three price ranges:
- Funding to 30 years
- Robbery
- Prostitution

@Username

The best username

Why is it accepted that cs people just have poor hygiene. If I walk into a room and almost get floored by the stench if BO it doesn't make it acceptable to say "you're not used to it? It's that cs smell, man." like, ok. that dude should still go fucking shower.

Literally the entire lab was just rank from one guy, and the room is at least 30X100

A: Can you tell me your opinion about this? Please, be honest.
Me: Ok, I think you could do it in a different way, but let's talk about what you did and see how to make it better...
A: I don't think so, I think this is the best way to do it.
Me: Oh, OK.
A: Why are you always complaining about my job?
Me: Well, you just asked me, and I work on this too, so I thought...
A: I don't think you're collaborative enough with me!
Me [walking away]: Oh, OK...

Tree top

Lets take a moment to appreciate this community - no ads, clickbaits or nudity and very little reposts (mostly for fun). Please devRant, don't ever get ruined.

Truth be told. I'm funnier on the internet, but damn am I weird and socially awkward in real life.

Want to understand a DDOS attack?
Imagine trying to work while being interrupted every few seconds.. forever.
Just like an open office!

I was on this group on facebook and the guy had a genuine question but I tried to crack a joke and he got really pissed and told me to gtfo. I know I'm an asshole. But I'm a humble asshole.

Found this tonight:

// Francis GET request
$.get( "test.html", function(data) {
alert(data);
});

We upgraded to Dyn Managed DNS last month, now we're down with the DDoS attack! If we didn't upgrade from their standard plan, we would be online still 😂

So... if github and twitter are both down - I don't have to work today, right? It's like a snow day, isn't it?

Sometimes i love siri's humor

I can get a lot more done working in Starbucks, than from my own desk at work or home. Wonder if anyone else is the same way

Hmm. 🤔

Windows is being an over-achiever today

Mac supports windows!

Basically...

Every programmers dream convo

Anyone else find those cookie notices on websites more annoying than the fucking cookies themselves?
//They suck even more on mobile