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My stressball went on vacation

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When the lecture professor doesn't like JavaScript and has to show 'wat' 😂

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Ahhh DDoS attacks

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JavaScript, known as Java for short...

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Apple beta testing new product in India!

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I'm so sorry if this has been posted before! I thought it was kinda funny, and ought to share it with you guys.

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"I'm going to cram you so full of asynchronous JavaScript and malware throttling that your gonna be crapping cipher text" - Simpsons S27E10

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How the hell did I manage to get a negative download speed ?! Screw hostel WiFi !!

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How people feel after installing Kali Linux

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*Prints hello world*
"Mom, I'm a hacker."

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The rant starts here

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Perhaps if companies were driven not by greed, but by quality and improving the respective field they are in, perhaps the world would be a better place... But what do I know...

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DO YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TELL US IN THE SECOND SEMESTER OF OUR MASTERS DEGREE THAT WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL THAT ARRAYS START WITH 0?!?

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"Why did you apply?"

- "Um, cuz I kinda like getting paid"

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Its been years since i saw my desktop wallpaper.

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Told us to use facebook or google drive to share code instead of git

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Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

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Well, since you're already here... ;-)

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When you want to contribute but Stackoverflow says "fuck no".

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My dog learning nodejs.

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What the end user sees...

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Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

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Hope it's not a repost! Credits goes to my friend!

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"Hey can you make these changes?"

*does absolutely nothing*

"That's way better!"

Mhmm sure. Totally changed stuff. Yup.

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Thanks @Trogus, @Dfox. One more stress ball to my collection :D

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Your Mama jokes in css😂

#your-mother{
width : 1000000px;
float : nope;
}

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I used up all my sick days... So I called in dead

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How To Be A Developer
(Easy Method)

(Note: You need an Android device to be a developer)

Step 1: Go to Settings.
Step 2: Click on "About phone".
Step 3: Click on "Build number" 7 times.

Congratulations, you are now a developer!

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I find myself here once again

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I'd like to have... A Kernel Panic please, no sudo on top.

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