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Joined devRant on 6/20/2016

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Finally a solution tonthe long stand up calls

joke/meme

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When Facebook says they care about your privacy lol

joke/meme

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Who does this?!

joke/meme

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"Programmers like you develop Internet Explorer."

joke/meme developer wk123 insult

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Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

joke/meme windows

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Great timing

joke/meme pokemon go funny

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Pro tip: It is faster and easier to say 'World Wide Web' than it is to say 'WWW'.
You're Welcome!

joke/meme world wide web www

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When you have a lot of Problems...

joke/meme

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When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

rant

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The times when we coded in C# on weekends at the university and it was a 4-hour nonstop process. I LOVED it. That was one of the only times I've felt in control or competent in anything.

rant wk95

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A single line of code made me change my field from software engineering to computability theory.

rant fixed point wk95 quine

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Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

rant

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*Working on Friend1's laptop*
*Friend1 leaves and his laptop gets locked unattended*
Friend2: Now what? We need to finish that thing on his laptop..
Me: Let me try..
*thinks*
*Enters Friend1's name*
*Laptop unlocks!*

rant me hacks on the first try wk93 ..not really a hack

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I told her, you are the semicolon go my statements.
She replied "I code in Python"

joke/meme

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Copy and pasting code from stack overflow.

rant wk81

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I copy-pasted the code.

rant wk81

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Found something true as 1 == 1

joke/meme web funny node js npm

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Focusing on meaningless exams instead of coding.

undefined wk78

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If a Pizza has the radius z and the height a, its volume consists of Pi*z*z*a!

joke/meme pizza

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Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

joke/meme bad jokes

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you make me debug your spaghetti code,
I will stab you.

rant debugging other people's code sucks.

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Permissions in Windows

undefined chown-chmod.ftw

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

undefined meme memes

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Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

undefined

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This is like..... Spot on. 😂

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If I was Dumbledore I would have hid the philosopher's stone in Jira's UI

joke/meme developer jira

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Always

joke/meme code not working

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The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

undefined

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When your boss wants it done now but you're on vacation

undefined code boss vacation

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"What is your idea of a perfect date?"
.
.
Developer: "YYYY-MM-DD"

(Not sure who to credit)

undefined joke

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