*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

"All it needs to do is keep my fucking beer cold"

So many companies could learn from Gilfoyle!!

😁😁..

PHP Superpowers!!!

Just set up a Vim profile on my keyboard. Is it going to help me any? Probably not. But it does look cool!

Lead Dev: Just use jQuery, it'll save us from adding a whole new directive in Angular.
Me: 🤦‍♂️
Coworker: 🤦‍♀️

Yeah great Work Xcode! Thanks for your help, at least you tried.

Fuck this guy who calls himself a fullstack developer after doing a HelloWorld with Node.js and a bit of flex box.
No. Really. Stop with this bullshit.

Me and my wife are software engineers
Started dating while doing a project together
I guess you could say that we...
MERGED WITHOUT CONFLICTS

So our public transportation company started to sell tickets online with their brand new fancy​ system.

• You can buy tickets and passes for the price you want
• Passwords are in plaintext
• Communication is through HTTP
• Login state are checked before the password match so you can basically view who is online
• Email password reminders security code can be read from servers response

Oh and I almost forgot admin credentials are FUCKING admin/admin

Who in the fucking name of all gods can commit such idiocracy with a system that would be used by almost millions of people. I hope you will burn in programming hell. Or even worse...

I'm glad I'm having a car and don't have to use that security black hole.

These anti AI type news articles are ridiculous. We are decades away from anything like skynet. People have seen too much fiction. Everyone used to dream of flying cars, did that happen? No. Do not be fooled, machines can do clever things but they are no where near becoming sentient beings. You try and build something that has the same IQ of a dog and it will still require a shit ton of power and hardware. Plus as far as I'm aware dogs haven't taken over the planet with their level of intelligence.

At the end of the day machines need power to run and we control the source. If anything futuramas more realistic in how AI/robots will integrate with society than these shit piece newspapers.

Don't you hate it when amazon algorithm screws up and recommends you incest anime?

Search the company on Facebook, the internet, to see some pictures of the offices at an usual workday.
Don't come too overdressed to a job interview, if the employees all wear casual clothes.

What was your first programming language ?

The struggle

The cup that every programmer need

This is the most satisfying thing i have seen in months...

https://twitter.com/tehPHEN/status/...

such code
much wow

"So, just show me the dirty and nasty things in this 'internet' thing...I mean, this nsfw stuff...c'mon..."

"How about the source code of my last project?"

<silence>

(!rant)

Agree.

My school blocks all social media websites, so i made a small social media site with chat and going to run it localy on my laptop and they cant block it :D

One word rants really .. just piss me off ... like omg ... you can't take the time out to actually have an opinion !

Eclipse ... no that not a rant it's a hateful pies of sh1t which supplies you a default view of code which makes you feel like you are a pirate looking though a portal to an island 10 miles away ..

Soap ... that just the annoying mechanism you will use and and swear at and every time you use it it's different ...

Sql ... that's just something you should learn ... learn it .. it's useful ..

DevRant was just loading very slow because of bad mobile internet. I told my mum that this could be loading faster, because it's mainly text (= no large videos) that needs to be transferred. My mum answered:

"Your smartphone doesn't know that tho".

Looooong silence. Very looooong silence.

Got selected for an internship and I was really happy. But I am the only one selected and the company is a startup and i am responsible for the entire fullstack development of their site with no technical senior...... I am so nervous and scared to make a mistake...

Whenever I see websites using flash

git commit suicide

When you type 'git facebook' in your browser and need a couple of seconds to figure out what's wrong with it, it might be a sign to take a break and go on a holiday far from any computers. Good thing I have next week off...

Forget StackOverflow profiles, recruiters should look for devRant profiles.

For me I think it was objective C. Didn't went far into it but the way to use it is so complex compared to swift

Hey, joining the community this morning. Hope it's gonna be fun!

Kisses from France!