If anyone can do a 12-week bootcamp to become a ‘developer’, where are the 12-week bootcamps to become a lawyer or doctor? 🤔

The top comment on Computerphile's youtube video titled "Where HTML beats C":

HTML: Works even if you don't follow the rules.
CSS: Doesn't work, even if you follow the rules.
JavaScript: Doesn't tell you the rules to begin with.

Every JS developer be like-

They lack inventory management

😂😂😂😂😂😂

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

I’m on a screen share watching an offshore associate copy code from my email to the target script...

... by switching back and forth between windows and typing in the code...

Is COPY-PASTE a little too advanced for this team???

Quote of the day:
The strength of JavaScript is that you can do anything with it. The weakness is that you will!!!
🤣🤣
- JavaScript Allongé

Apparently, this is a leaked image of the new Edge.

We've never seen this before lmao

Saw this on my way to work this morning 😃

Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

How programmers comment their code

So the makers of Sublime Text are working on a GUI Git client now?
It looks really interesting, could be a good alternative to Gitkraken!
Here's the link btw: https://www.sublimemerge.com

What I would really like to see is a plugin support! I don't know of any Git Client that has that...
Anyways, I will try it out later and post my opinion here!

Holy fuck this new GitHub feature is amazing!!!
It's called GitHub Actions and you can easy automate your work flow using a simple graphical editor!
I need to test this out right fucking now!

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Opens a website:

ENABLE NOTIFICATIONS!
- no.

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!
- no.

TURN OFF AD BLOCK!
- no.

WE USE COOKIES!
- ok.

PAGE 1 OF 11!
- oh ffs.

Ever wondered why C++ programmers need to replace their keyboards so often?

Because they are using a strongly typed language

Anyone care to explain why programs nowadays use so much bloody RAM? We went to the moon on what amounted to a bunch of potatoes wired to each other, Linux (a whole bloody OS) with a graphical interface consumes only a couple hundred MB of RAM, but my IDE needs 1+GB?

Seriously, unless you're handling very large amounts of data (like a high res image or doing some insanely crazy math, I doubt there's any need for such high usage. I get it, 8/16GB is commonplace, but that doesn't mean more should be used for shits and giggles...

Today I decommissioned an old server, that had an uptime of 4130 days.

Actual code by my (former) coworker. No wonder he's not here anymore

PHP-art

Source: https://ilyabirman.ru/meanwhile/...

Still one of my favorite stackexchange question.

Along with the usual sheet of our contact data that our school gives us to check if it is still correct, we now also get a nice, thick layer of privacy policy because of the GDPR. Nice!

I wonder when there will be the first manufacturer to introduce the "cool" new notch design to normal screens. 🤔

Endlessly tweaking your site's CSS thinking that you've gone insane until a random stackexchange thread points you to a bug that Mozilla has had open for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_b...

How many fucking times I have to say NOOOOO

This popped up at work, so I had to.

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

Did someone noticed that IBM celebrated the International Programmer Day with HTML???
I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😂😭

Just boring time at Market, oh wait..!!