If you don't know SQL, then just mention NoSQL in your CV.

"History is never made by those who use Incognito browsers" - Anonymous

IT guy

nixcraft being nixcraft.

Let's think about it for a minute

If you have a iPhone 7 and the new macbook, the only way to sync between your two beloved device is to buy an adapter which costs $25 in the apple store.

Apple has truly lost their vision

At first look 👀....

We've all been there.

science,bitch!

Electronic Computer
Same Location

Found a pretty cool company asking for job applications via POST request 😎

..almost incorrectly formatted my JSON 😅

Ironic.

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

Fixing a bug in production

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance

Which is why I wrote my coffee machine in Linux! This is real photo taken by me in englewood co this morning.

what a great idea to do server upgrades on a friday evening...and i can do it alone...and am responsible that everything works as expected...what a great day today...and i hate every single second of this day yet.. :-/

damnit i'm a developer, not a sysadmin, just because i can do it doesnt mean that i'm supposed to do it..what about our admins? what get they paid for? rebooting the coffeemachine? fuckers already left the building

I really need this t-shirt 👕

What a developer does on friday evening, when he sees that his manager is in a meeting.

Yay I fix the error
Oh here comes another one

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

First thing I did after upgrading to iOS 10 is removed Stocks app 😅

Its not a bug

Almost got fired today because of this.

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

When you can see the future

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

- "Do you understand the algorithm?"

- "Yes!"

IE is the best !

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

epic one