Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

Is a negative upload the same as download?

Same here

Electronic Computer
Same Location

Same goes for my parents... lol

4000 years later, we are back to the same language

Happy new year guys

Please behave same.

"You know C++? C# is exactly the same thing!"

The same goes for clients.

!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

anyone with same mental disorder as me ? 😂

From the same teacher who tried to style a <title>

Same lol

Le me everytime opportunity knocks on my door.

That time when you search for a bug and find same question at StackOverflow, GitHub and Quora...

All from the same person, and all with no answer.. 😓🐜

FOR FUCK SAKE...

The same fucking guy that said Java and JavaScript is the same thing tried inserting RAM into the PCIe slot twice! It doesn't even look like it will fit at first sight.

At our first programming course at uni (it was in C), a student asks in class:
Student: what is a pointer?
Teacher: i don't know, i only know Java.

How the hell did the poor guy end up teaching C then?!

This makes me cry and laugh at the same time

Newest addition to my desk (after reviewing code written by ex-coworker)

😍 my dear code

Finished a large project around the same time as a tv-series. Exact same feeling...

Same here..

When you design something and it becomes something else but you're too lazy to re-design it.

Anybody else feel the same way? 😅😅

JavaScript is the same as Java

The same procedure as last project?

The same procedure as last project!

I made a illegal discovery ft. @Ovyerus

Even at university same story :D

vegans and sysadmins likely the same

Are you the same?

Haha :D pretty much the same, found this on fb.

Best "error" I've ever seen today.

We have a very large database with millions of people, some of those records are duplicates. So I had a long project to write something that would automatically merge duplicate records while allowing employees to review them. Today we had a duplicate show up in the list which should not have.

Same name (apart from one letter), address, employee ID (off by 1 number), same manager, title, phone number, birthdate. But we figured out it wasn't the same person and therefore wasn't a good match.

Turns out they are twin sisters who live together and we're hired by the same manager for the same position at the same time. What are the odds...

Just upgraded to almost the exact same keyboard, only it has back-lighting 😅

Same manufacturer, keyswitch, layout and general appearance 😜

True story! Same with sublime too!!

This is both creepy and useful at the same time.

I don't think that's the same Python...

Same as last year.

Build a time machine.

Fuck you to all the bosses who don't give a Fuck about their employees.

That moment when you google the error...
find the same query on three different sites...
realise that all three were posted by the same user...
and all three are unanswered.. 😑

New year, new me, same bugs. ....

Hhhh i feel the same some time

Perfect, even the same amount of upvotes

We don’t use the same technology we used 10 years ago but we have the same people holding office for 30+ years.

same, to be honest

This fucker right here. Two pages under the same site return different session data:

Session cookie is the same.
The session file itself doesn't change.
Same machine is being used.
I don't change the session variables at any moment.

HOW?!

I feel the same way every single day

Same old unfairness!

Is that same happen to you ?

When you are working on a feature and someone else is working on the same thing and you commit at the same time and now you have to resolve conflicts but both versions work

This is my little "setup".

Have a gaming laptop, too. Battery is barely dead but meeh. Maybe I'll try installing ACK... ehm... ARSCH linux on that 🤔

Some specs as new screenshot in a comment below ☺

I just want to add my 2 Cents to the all this GDPR chaos. Because I feel lots of you are missing the point here.

When reading here about GDPR I hear all kinds of fair statements of how flawed it is and how it's mainly hurting the small companies etc etc.

I agree, at this state GDPR might actually be doing more harm than good.

However, I don't think that is what it is about. It's about going in the right direction. If you read/look over the course of history we've had several technological revolutions. Industrial, renaissance. They all start the same:

"This technology is going to change everything, it's going to solve all our problems!" It's something holy. Something that shouldn't be touched or regulated, only embraced.

But as we all know it wasn't all that pretty.

Industrial revolution was hard super underpaid, dirty work. Children had to work too. People were getting sick. Lots of alcoholism, depression.

And what made the factories start taking better care of their employees? Regulation.

Once fines start to come, companies will have to adapt.

We have to learn and understand that these systems like government, company, capitalism. They're built for reasons. They all exist for reasons. And only when it is in balance, things will flourish.

So I encourage you all to stay as critical as you are, but to give it a chance. To have a bit of faith.

It might just turn into something worthwhile!

Thanks for reading!:)

Are these both talking about the same project?🐴

The code reviewer does the same.

Feel the same when i think about new password

Emulation is like a masturbation... It's nice but it's just not the real thing

When you accidentally start visual studio, and have to wait an eternity for it to load so you can close it..

Recruiters, please understand that only because Java and Javascript share same Letters its not the same language ! Just like Ham and Hamster are not the same thing

Seen more about GDPR, privacy and policy here than in my mailbox.

Really, every project starts the same - exactly the same:

git init

practiseSafeHex:

software engineer, iOS developer, mobile developer, professional "here is the answer I gave you the last time you asked me the same question" responder

Merging my slaves into “main” just isn’t the same.
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/s

Anyone have same experience

The joy of using Kotlin instead of Java :')
Though if I'm not mistaken they produce almost same out put :\ but writing kotlin is just time saving IMO

There was once a man who daydreamed of starting his own startup.
He kept dreaming.
The End

I seriously hate and love JavaScript at the same time.

When my Friends ask the same.😠😠😠

Not sure which is the right close button.

There is a function for creating random numbers.
So with the same inputs , I must get the same output.
So it is somewhat predictable.
So it is not actually random!

Am I tight?

Is @Root just @notroot with elevated privileges? :P

when you design and code at the same time

Starting my first front end dev job in 3 weeks AAHHHHH!!

The imposter syndrome is real.

Manager: What's your time estimate on that latest ticket?

Dev: It's literally written in the "time estimate" field on the ticket, even in standard human units like "hours", "minutes", and "seconds"

Manager: ...

Dev: ...

Same here, kid. Same here.

Sold the company and started working fulltime at a company in a different sector a year or so ago.

Today one of the ops people comes up and says that someone is on the phone asking for me.

One of my old clients apparently had a question about their site. Turns out that they tracked me down on LinkedIn, and called my new company's public line just to see if I would be available to help them out.

Fortunately the new powers that be took that one in their strides..

Nature replicates code same as a programmer does

My worst experience was at my job where they told me I have to move to a permanent position from 3 years of contracting without a specific offer.
Why is that bad? In my country it means approximatly 40% lower wage.
I came into the job with PHP knowledge when they were looking for Perl on a project one year behind schedule. I learned the language and finished working demo in 6 weeks.
After that, every project that was ever assigned to me was done within 5-15% of the allocated time. I'm not kidding here. My manager loved be, because I was reliable, fast and I even 'accidentaly' solved other problems, like for instance I developed simple syslog search tool and benchmarked zip algos for reading speed, and the fastest had 70% better compression than the algo used before (gzip into plzip on 1-2gb files). That solved anothet problem - syslog servers did not have enough disk space and they didn't have money to upgrade the server.
The number of projects I touched or developed was over 20.
I also lead and developed our team's most successful tool, that every customer was throwing money to buy, while cutting down costs everywhere.
And after three years of that, my manager says that there are no more money for contractors. And the only possibility is going for employment. Without any specific offer! Just 'we cant do this anymore'.
Which I understand, that can happen in corporation, but ffs after all I've done, I expected warmer attitude. Not like 'you may have to leave, since we do not really care'.
I liked the people there, even though the corporation environment was lacking in many respects, but I wanted to help our local branch with everything I could and they gave up on me like that.
So I started looking elsewhere and I found a startup which offered 6 times the money I had in my previous job and promises to relocate me to USA. Which is the best thing that has happened to me that year and second best in my whole life!

Seriously does this master/slave bullshit actually affect everyone here?

From what I’ve seen it’s just a fucking idea / suggestion not a full blown change set being implemented.

Stop fucking over reacting to bubble wrap nonsense, if you want to call it a master/slave relationship then call it a fucking master/slave relationship and be done with it, if this really offends you or you believe political correctness is needed here, go call it something else, at the end of the day it’s still going to be the same thing, just called something else.

Survived another crazy week. Anyone else doing the same?

When I was 20, I coded for 24 hours straight, even ate at the computer, as a dare to finish all the tasks in one go. I was successful.
Now I'm 25 and I have no time for such stuff. Kinda miss that

Well... it's all the same to me (:

While configuring wifi acess for a new joinee who claimed 5 years of experience.

Me: please share your mac id over chat.

Him: 192.168.0.32

Me: @

"I have a weird error"

I like how devs keep on shitposting Windows rants, but never switch to Linux.

Windows will never get better, you have to give it up :)

My teacher thinks encryption and encoding are same

Soo.. Google is using ReCaptcha to improve their AI... They are verifying the answers by having multiple users solve the same image...

Couldn't we break their AI by just having enough users answer the same Captcha in the same wrong way?

I think @dfox will be the same soon

same. i'm a piece of shite.

I would say that devRant is only GDPR compliant if they explicitly mention that it's extremely addictive!

A whole company have the same password : 100

Strings and threads are same for the non-computing people.

Because setting same width is hell lot of difficult! FFS!

Different year same shit

You know how people say insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result? Those people have never done different things and gotten the same result.

Feeling same ?

I'd do the same...

The bad thing about programming is that you can copy paste working code from a previous program on the same machine, same IDE and it still won't give a fuck.. I'm currently here.

Vue and Jquery used in same project alternately.

Tldr; its a long introduction

Hi Ranters,

I've been on this app for quite a while now. As a shy cat watching from a distance and reading all kinds of rants. Anywho I feel comfortable enough to crawl out of my shell and introduce myself. Since I feel you guys together made such a pleasant and safe community, I'm really happy to be a part of it!

Anyway I'm Sam, 24 year old, from the Netherlands. My favorite color is green. Mostly the green you can find in nature. The one that calms you down:). I'm a very introverted person but always very curious and eager to learn new things.

I started to program when I was 12. I did assembly and C++. Because I liked making cheats for online games. Later I learned about C#, Java and Python. Mostly used it for web stuff, scraping, services etc. But also chatbots (for Skype for example).

Currently I'm 2 years in as a data scientist, mostly working in Python.

But on the side as a hobby and with an ambition I have a basic understanding of full stack development.
Mostly Nodejs, express, mongo, and frontend, no frameworks.

(I will later ask you guys some more questions about that! I could really use some advice!)

Anyway enough about me! Tell a bit about yourselves! Happy to get to know you all a little better!

Software developer job descriptions really annoy me, they are all the exact same with all the same buzz words throughout >:(.

Client: Does your cPanel have the same features as Dreamweaver?

Test the same thing, in multiple places.

Don't fall on the same trap as we did now :(

When someone says Java and Javascript are the same thing.

Today I wrote a mail to the company to record two weeks of illness. Now, the mail started off being about my holidays in a few weeks, but I decided to write the illness mail first. Stupid me forgot to change the subject from "holidays" to "illness"... I'm so fucked. Wish me luck!

So as all of you web developers know. If you are stepping into the world of web development you stepping into a world of unlimited possibilities, opportunities and adventure.

The flip side is that you step into a world of unlimited choices, tools, best practices, tutorials etc.

Since even for a veteran programmer, this is a little overwhelming, I'd like to take the opportunity to ask you guys for advice.

I know that 'there is no best' and that everything 'depends on what you want to achieve'. So how about just say the pro's and cons or when to use and when not to use. Or why you prefer one over another. Everything is allowed! :D

Maybe it will help others too. Start a nice, professional discussion:)

These are the parts I'd like advice about:

- frontend: what frameworks, libraries
- backend: language, framework, good practice
- server: OS, proxy (nginx, Apache, passenger), extra tips (like don't use root user)
- extras: git, GitHub, docker, anything

Thanks in advance everyone willing to help!:)

Also, if you only know frontend or backend. No worries, just tell me about your specialism!

Dev: Writes "this feature will take some time..." (proceeds to list bullet points touching on the main modifications required)

Manager: Can you explain what you mean by "takes some time?"

Dev: ...

Manager: ...

When someone is so used to being told no that they argue with you for 20 minutes when you agree with them.

Strory time!

I'm drunk!

I give the same answer to every Junior

You give client spreadsheet for mass editing. They put "same as above" in many places. Angry that same as above now appears on the website.

Repost? Two different users at the same time posting the same image.

Joining the train of setup brags! Mine is very humble on the technology:)

Don't know what it is about these rubber ducks here but made me think of devRant

When your beta and live environments are not the same.

Not even talking about same model...

Are these two not the same? D:

I gave you a chance, Nvidia. It could have been a good thing, but no. You are still crap. About two years ago, my son's graphics card (an Nvidia) died, so I thought, I'll give him my nice Radeon card, and got myself a new card. For some reason, reason failed me, and I got a GTX 1070. It's been a nice enough card, and worked well. And then the last driver update happened. Fallout 4 started to CTD before it even booted to the main menu. Me, not thinking (again) thought it was a mod, so I uninstalled and deleted and reinstalled again, with all 120 mods. Nope. Still crashing. Then I noticed, as the game booted, the fans started to ramp up, and I could tell exactly when it would crash be the sound of fans. I was expecting the computer to taxi out the room. Rolled the driver update back to the last one that worked. Now I can log in again, and things are mostly stable. Still crashes, but not as bad, probably due to reloading the mods and missing something. When the RX 3080 hits the market, bye bye Nvidia. You haven't changed a bit over the years. We're through.

New office, same old Bruce

I FUCKING HATE SWIFT
THE SAME CODE DOESN'T COMPILE

A whole organisation having the same password: Qwerty123!

Was having a Good day , My code was compiling, Android Studio did find the fucking 'R' In his goddamn libraries and eventually got my strong coffee by my desk.
Suddenly i'm hit up with one of Noob friends saying that he installed Windows on His MacBook Air...
My ears and eyes starting bleeding and all that came in my mind was why the heck did you do this, why the heck did you coat your Chocolate truffle with the fucking Mud. Why didn't you just hammered the keyboard and the screen before doing . I had to sleep after this and all that i saw in my dreams was fucking apples and windows.
Please for God's sake don't do this , wouldn't be a sin more deep than this one

Facebook.
I fucking hate Facebook now.
Adding ads to all their videos, real classy.
Especially when it can show the same ad twice in the same video...
Facebook, I AM OUT.

Is it just me, or does devRant now display the exact same rants as before whenever you open it? I've seen the same 5 rants 20 times today.

Same with my computer graphics lab !

Why can't chrome and Firefox ever handle css the same?

Guess I'll never understand javascript, same behavior with const

Same editor, different languages, mass hysteria...

The irony...

Simply having a university degree is not a reasob for a bigger salary comapred to a non degree. Its just a school where you learn some of the stuff you need on the job. Therefore if you prove that you know the same it is the same. Same work same salary.

MAKE ALL THE SOFTWARE
"FREE & OPEN SOURCE"
😎😎

Uninitialized pointer is not the same as NULL pointer !

Uninitialized pointer is not the same as NULL pointer !

Uninitialized pointer is not the same as NULL pointer !

Uninitialized pointer is not the same as NULL pointer !

If 3D design software could agree on the same fucking format being used the same fucking way, that'd be greaaaaaaaattttt!

It's same for all developersnwho work day and night

Just looked at a fellow devs code (has 4 years experience). His test rig has the same 5 lines of code, copy pasted in the same file ... 400+ times.

What is the appropriate action to take?

Yaaaay! Coding is fun, I love coding! 😄

Honestly, I spent years trying to make the most out of every functionality that the languages provided... After 7 years of that, last 3 I only use the most basic things and I can say: it is far superior to keep things simple. I'm making deadlines in a third of expected time, debugging is a piece of cake, and adding new features usually takes about 5 minutes thanks to very simple and straightforward design.
TL;DR: Keep It Simple Stupid
#kiss #suckless

Please, can someone explain the term "enterprise" to me. I work in a corporation, I hear it twice a week, I develop it, and still have no idea what it means.

I've been developing the same feature for 4 months now.

So I just changed the same LoC in my library to find out that same LoC had no problem...

The fucking test case is written wrong

wtf

Same city, same time, different weather. Updated just now. Are you fucking kidding me

when i put the same name to two variables

IS IT ME OR YOU GUYS FELL THE SAME ?

Another month with the same screen

Just found I can bypass CORS / Same-Origin-Policy with anyorigin or crossorigin in Javascript.

Now I can easily scrap motivational quotes, Hell Yeah.

* btw I am building random quotes generator but want to generate quotes with web-scraping *

Same but we don’t hustle

So I'm working on a Gnome shell extension. Which is a nice integration wtih Todoist. It's far from done but it's starting to shape up.

From all projects and things I've done, this is a pain. There is almost no documentation so I'm almost entirely reliant on source codes of other extensions.

And yeah, stackoverflow isn't going to help you...

Fun project nevertheless :) Reminds me of the time I worked in WINAPI.

*multiple tickets come in for the same problem*

me: well, ****

Same procedure as last year? Same procedure as every year for the last truly static website holdouts: change the year in the template, re-compile, upload.

Lead: I want you to make this library we wrote mockable, so that we can write better tests.
Coworker: Ok

...

Lead at the end of the day: How's it going with the library?
CO: Good, I have made all calls to the library mockable.
Lead: you mean inside the library, right?
CO: No, all calls to the library

Lead:

So a guy made us develop a website, an Android app and an iOS app prototype under contract for a really low amount. We had initially agreed as it would be a learning experience.

3 months later we are still doing bug fixes for end-to-end deployment. For some reason we are responsible for publishing and deploying the whole system. He hasn't paid us anything yet and has given a shitty LOR which has been taken off the net.

Feature request: swipe from rant to go back to list of rants. It would be easier than reaching up for the "back" button.

When you've found an old empty method with a comment on top of it specifying by a previous fellow that will be great to actually do it...

I'm writing c# code, does not work, wrote the same code in python just to see if I'm thinking the wrong way, nope, it worked in python then fixed the c# code...
I might be a c# racist or I don't know.

I just realized that i'm the 3rd programmer on the male side of my family to work for the same company the same job! Is this a programmer lineage? 😂😂

You know what the best invention is for devs?
It's not JS, not C++, no IDEs, not VIM, not VSCode, not Linux, not Apple, not a computer (🤔).

It's coffee :) hmmmm....

Every time I read some script kiddy insult here I just think: "you propably did the same thing 10 years ago, not JS but PHP, but it was the same level of shitfuckery and the C/C++ Devs looked the same way at you you look at NodeJS developers now."

Friend: Java and javascript are the same..
Me: You're kidding me right? It's like comparing a Ferrari to a bicycle. Not even in the same leagues man!

!rant, story

Wonder if I’m alone on this:
I have habits.
Always use the same cup, with very same amount of coffee grounds. Same four presses with the same fingers on the coffee machine.
Same way I place the cups in my desk. Same way I carry my notebook, same way I dry my hands. Same exact spot I place my card on the rfid reader. Use same elevator, same locker. God.
You name it, I do it on my own particular way.

Thing is, that I think about it. I do it consciously. I am just happier if things stay the way they are. It not just muscle memory thing.

Not judging here, just wonder if there’s people who can relate as much 🧐

Don't drink and code same time😁

Same, LinkedIn. Same.

From the same people who brought you the note 7...

The team in our office was forced to have, and I'm not kidding, TWO hours long agile meetings EVERY day. That's right, only 6 hours a day for work. Crazy managers

Wish we could code and sleep at the same time.

Why do I get push notification for comment even when I got the mentioned notificaton of comment on same post and same comment ?

So Vivo made a bezeless phone this time
But guess what its again gonna contain a fucking kazillion Megapixel Selfie camera with Mars Light Flash to make you look Unique paired with a shit mediatek Processor.
Also,
They have got stones from krypton and their next phone is gonna have krypton light flash just so the fuckin superman can't use that just because they partnered with marvel to get infinity stones so that they can use them in their later phones as a light for the selfie flash.
Guess what? Thanos preodered it ..
Well Played Vivo

In Russian, phrases “the prophet was sweeping” and “about rock music with metal music” sound exactly the same. They’re even written exactly the same, but the latter literally has two more spaces and that’s it.

Been going at web dev for a while now, yesterday I started reading a javascript book and now I feel I know even lesser than I started with.

Millions of shattered dreams. Possibly the worst emotional pain.

Haters might love this state of mine.

FUCK YOU EDGE!!

nothing got better...

I just built PHP 7 with pthreads... from my phone. I can't believe how far we got with the technology

I'm making the communication in my company. So I have to make facebook posts to link our product.
That could be fun if only I could use memes, jokes and pop culture references. Unfortunately, our targets are seniors. So, always same format, always same sentences, always same images. I'm bored.

Same stuff with just different POV

I'm in a team of 3 in a small to medium sized company (over 50 engineers). We all work as full stack engineers.. but I think the definition of full stack here is getting super bloated. Let me give u an example. My team hold a few production apps, and we just launched a new one. The whole team (the 3 of us) are fully responsible on it from planning, design, database model, api, frontend (a react page spa), an extra client. Ok, so all this seems normal to a full stack dev.

Now, we also handle provisioning infra in aws using terraform, doing deployments, building a CI/CD pipeline using jenkins, monitoring, writing tests, building an analytics dashboard.

Recently our tech writer also left, so now we are also handling writing feature releases.

Few days ago, we also had a meeting where they sort of discussed that the maintenance of the engineering shared services, e.g. jenkins servers, (and about 2-3 other services) will now be split between teams in a shared board, previously this was handled only be team leads, but now they want to delegate it down.

And ofcourse not to mention supporting the app itself and updating bug tickets with findings.

I feel like my daily responsiblities are becoming the job responsibilities of at least 3 jobs.

Is this what full stack engineering looks like in your company? Do u handle everything from app design, building, cloud, ops, analytics etc..

OnePlus 5T hype in a same time :D

A friend of me said that intel Pentium and i3 is the same, that all laptops with intel`s logo have the same processor, you just have to view the info. of yours...

My dummy test will never be the same again!

Me: *pastes error message into search engine* && *clicks first result*

First Result: Hey I have a problem with *this error*
Thread replies:
Same
Me too
Same here, anybody know how to fix it?
Help me
This has been irritating me for the past 2 minutes, somebody please help

Me: *replies "same" on a two year old thread*

Fuck you.

Is there someone here with the same experience?

Same problem, different day 😥

BUG
Y U NO FIX

How to create car customization like same as asphalt airborne

Same as every other year. Actually fucking finish something :-)

Best: Hacktoberfest 2017 :p

Worst: Still in same job :(

I don’t know if someone is following me. Well at least if you’re drunk and behave common you can expect the same treatment no matter what country you’re about to stop by. I hope if we start be polite the same way across the continent we can get the same understanding of our problems. Peace ✌🏽and love ❤️

If you have 5 classes using the same postfix... and inside, 4 methods en each, called EXACTLY THE SAME... Please, create at least an abstract class!! or else next week you'll have to make the EXACT same change 5 times!!! or more!!... I don't know man! just saying... Patterns exist for a reason!

who believes that the best way to learn something is practicing it even without a huge knowledge ?
I do the same with english
and I'll do the same while learning Agentspeak
an agent-oriented programming language

40k vs 1.6m city, same pay, same position, same company - life million times more easy and much, much cheaper. Could change a flat to a huge house easily. goto or !goto

Ordered to implement Old functionality in New system, not allowed to fix it, refactor or change the underlaying mess.
Wrap old system in a wcf, hardcoded some values, done.
3 weeks estimated so I feel ahead and got more time to look for a New job.

same bug different day :(

Same code, same chip, different platform and compiler(arm64 and amd64) and exactly one bit flipped on the chip init from the same binary, is this even possible...

same thinking ;)

Oh look I'm posting the same thing again because all logical patheways lead to the same fucking place.

Sort of binary tree with a few keys added visualized.

!dev

That moment when you see someone selling your eBay products with the exact same pictures, exact same descriptions on another site but with double the price.

Enquired about it and suddenly I get an eBay message.

What do we have here? It's the exact same username from the other site!

Now, how should I play with this guy....
*Insert evil smile here*

My total sick leave this month is more than a week and it's not even two months since I joined the company as an intern.

I think I have somewhat bad impact on the boss.

When the Shit doesn't work local, you Paste the same Shit on jsfiddle and the Shit is working. its the same, damn!