Holy fuck Microsoft I love what you are doing to Github. Where's the catch?

Mode are fleeing Stack Overflow like crazy. TOS are going to shit. Welcome to the end

Ohh....so thats how you make babies

From Datamation magazine circa 1968. Now you can really geek out your friends. This is the kind of stuff you can throw out at a party to kill any discussion.

Do people actually like using vim?

Those of you who run Linux *exclusively*... What are you doing in the OS that makes it a big deal for you?

Personally, I spend the bulk of my time in *apps*---editor, IDE, browser, messaging, calendar, etc. OK, a little time in command line, but minutes a day, if I add it up. And I can get Bash anywhere.

Now, you could argue that, if I spend most of my time in apps, then I should have a minimalist OS. Fair comment. Is that all it is?

But, I feel OS is quite an unimportant part of my day. App launcher for much of it.

I love how my colleague impress me

Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

I love the fact in Linux that you can put fortune | cowsay every time you start a new terminal session

Building a server :)

When You realize that {}{} is not palindrome but {}}{ is...

An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, 'Can I Join You?'

That's how you do a cookie notice.

Java developers not correctly formatting their code. Like, guys, seriously...your IDEs do that for you and it saves me from having to look at checkstyle complaining for a million lines....

What happens when you push corn into a stack?

Do any of you know about Dracula?
It’s this great looking dark theme that you have to check out!
https://github.com/dracula/...

Everything it supports:
alfred
atom
base16
bbedit
brackets
chrome-devtools
coda
conemu
emacs
gedit
highlightjs
hyper
iterm
jetbrains
kate
konsole
light-table
lightpaper
liteide
macdown
mintty
monodevelop
notepad-plus-plus
nylas-n1
pygments
qtcreator
quassel
quiver
sequel-pro
slack
sublime
telegram
terminal-app
textmate
textual
ulysses
vim
visual-studio
visual-studio-code
wox
xchat
xcode
xresources
zsh

Starting installation of latest Ubuntu 18.04
and excited to see new features.

I'm having a Linux crisis... Do I reinstall arch linux and fix some of the mistakes I made... Or do I go back to the warm comforting boosum that is Ubuntu...

Finally! I can switch from English to modern hieroglyphics.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

When your "simple" example code looks like this, something really needs to change

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

My life as a web developer changed forever when I realized that 80% of my layout problems can be solved by adding "display: flex;" to literally everything in sight.

According to my teacher you should better store the ISBN of a book into an int than in a String.

#mindhacks 😎

Why not! 😂

When I was a kid, I used Dreamweaver and my mother would watch me doing things and she used to say "Oh, my dear there are lots of icons and buttons!!! How do you manage that? How do you know which one is for what purpose? You are really brilliant."

And now I use Atom IDE and she says "This looks very easy. Technology has evolved so much that you don't have to click so many buttons and just write simple lines, just as simple as writing letters and the software does the rest of the things. These softwares have done a brilliant job."

Seriously the technology has changed (and my mother too) !!!

Hot fix of a production bug!

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

Tv hacker: I'll write code to hack their security cameras

2 seconds later

Tv hacker: I'm in

Me: go fuck yourself you fucking fuck