It's not micromanagment. But I would like you to report to me every single day and discuss everything that you and every member of your team does every day.

Why though?

I am a junior dev and Elon musk inspires me to become rich and innovative. ^_^

Mark my words! Within next 5 years i will be super rich and setup my own company of genetically engineered catgirls <3
#wait_for_it!

Found this at my school in the broadcasting department. It makes me mad on many levels

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

the optimal size for my dev team is two.

me and whisky.

I think I found my first Easter Egg!

Dumb question: How do you check which email address is linked to your devRant account? (i.e. for the stickers email)

That horrible feeling that you're holding the team back as a junior dev.

What took me two days of struggle, it took the senior dev a glance to solve the issue.

Literately took them less than 10seconds to complete the task which I spent two days both at work and after work of debugging and research to try and solve.

Why are they paying me to work here.

There should be a rant score based on the measured anger of the post

Guide to Software Design...

ever opened so many windows that switching between them is a mini game?

I'm not a Web developer, but I certainly know that's not the way to do it...

Scary enough? And people here are taking about Anabelle. Lol.

I'm beginning to think that it's not important to know how to code anymore, but how good you are at handling management.

Handed in my vacation for this year. Didn't hear back for a long time, no info at all. Got the new employee assignment spreadsheet for our biggest client, which went out to them. In it, my vacation is pushed behind by 3 weeks.

Thanks, but I didn't want to learn that my vacation has been delayed from THE FRICKIN CLIENT.

This has got to be the worst workaround I've ever seen. Those are supposed to be an arrow.

The new Android 8 Smileys are extremely ugly. The ones before weren't that great but not that bad...

How to make Xcode crash:
1. type: self.btn
2. Profit!

I need to add this on my CV as an expert in making xcode crash, not implying that Xcode is a shit IDE !!

Why is the notification at 44%, while the Google Play Store page is only at 29%?

All this talk about Kotlin, scala, groove....

Why do you use Firefox developer version?
Me: I just like the dark theme

To all my linux peeps... and don't get on me about which OS and better and all that crap!

Anyway, until I decide on a new laptop, I am using my dad's old machine running Windows 10. I also have an old desktop with a first-gen core i3, 8gb ram, 500gb HDD. What I'd like to do is run linux on the desktop and remote into it from my laptop. Is there a good way to RDP in to linux from Windows and preserve the full experience (like RDP from Windows to Windows)?

"Don't waste your time reinventing the wheel, just use *random CMS or framework*"
I understand that I will never have all the time to do every projets from scratch, because of deadlines, clients, employers... But I was still a student when I've been told that.
And I never felt that I was wasting my time because I wanted to better understand what I was doing.

And I hate CMS. All of them.

Do you build some eastereggs into your homepages / apps?

When you press F + U + C + K together on my newest creation you get something like this :-D

I just came across this image
Even my grandma(80) can understand this :D
Source:
http://www.darwinbiler.com/about/

Tony is awesome

Does your code have a bug?

Just a joke I found online:

One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from the Service Desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in lync and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles".

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on Linked In instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it says

"I'll share my better picture with you on your outlook ID but you may please stop sharing your screen??"
😂

Lollll