Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Rough analysis of LinkedIn inmail’s I get:

Hi <5% of time, not my name>,

I was looking at your profile <97% a lie>. I was very impressed with your <10% something I’ve never done> experience working for <5% a company I’ve never heard of>. Would you be interested in hearing more about <60% a job I’m not suited for>, they offer amazing benefits and have a great culture!

... no

Losing my passion towards programming... hope it'll return eventually, or I'll be fucked.

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

R: " I'm not hiring him, he use spaces over tabs. "

I fucking love silicon valley

Why the Fuck anyone who knows programming is assumed to be nerdy ?
Also, this guy's "multilingual" approach backfired strong

What we all do, right?

i thought devs only felt anger

Working a new job be like...

2 hours of updating and now this, fuck you miceosoft

When you spend ages trying to get your JS to work but it just won't.

Then you realise Chrome cached an old broken version...

Photo of the day...

Microsoft is stepping up their game

Oh wow. That timing though.

So, this random teen on subway asked me if it was 9GAG I was scrolling [i was on this app ofc]. I said it's better than 9GAG.
He went on like this "oh cool, does it have the the NSFW section too?"
...
Me: a...No, but can learn coding stuff
Him: hacking?
Me: hacking is not what you thin... [He interrupted me]
Him: Damn cool, I wanna learn hacking, it's my stop nice meeting you tell me the name of the app
Me: a...9...ha...ck, 9hack!
Him: cool, thanks. [Gets off]

(Um...Some people just don't deserve DevRant, if you know what I mean)

MOTHERFUCKING DONALD "DRUMPF" TRUMP WITH MOTHERFUCKING AJIT PAI AS THE APPOINTED CHAIRMAN OF THE FCC!

The internet as you know it is (once again) in grave danger. Net neutrality is something the trump administration does not want.
Imagine one day, you are a US citizen and you cannot go to devrant.io just because you have an ISP that suddenly decided to put devrant on the "slow-as-fuck" lane...

Let someone who can actually explain it to you tell you this:
https://youtube.com/watch/...

FILE A COMPLAINT TO THE FCC!
IMPEACH THE POTUS NOW!

https://fcc.gov/ecfs/search/...

If net neutrality is not maintained this is what "yearly internet plans" will look like

Got to love when the client says "that shouldnt take too long".

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

Every job description out there:
" JUNIOR XY position.
Requirements: 50 years experience of Assembly, Java and Masonry, HTML, cloud based computing and artificial intelligence. Must be able to write algorithms like Hummingbird. Fluent in English, Mandarin and Latin. Must have five doctor and two Bachelor degrees. Experience in leading a Fortune 500 company benefitial.
Renumeration: 5 rice grains"

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wife: why don't you react to things I say (she means why don't I go crazy when she says crazy shit)
me in my head: after 7 years in IT I have learned not to react when people above you say crazy shit.

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

Dev dev = new Dev();
dev.setIsNewToCommunity(true);
dev.post("Hey all!");

Family reunion weekend. I'm just wondering for how long this will stay a 'family reunion weekend' before it turns into a 'first person tech support weekend'

My easter weekend so far:
- Fix stuff
- break stuff
- call broken stuff an easter egg
- watch anime

That's a good one!

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!