TIL: nobody cares about quality, only deadlines

haha .. a random search and see what I got .. OUT OF CONTEXT eg.apple :D

What's with all these master/slave terminology rants?

Clearly the world's biggest problem is the default of white text (foreground) on black background in most terminals.

Who is actually happy about the removal of the master / slave terminology from python ?

Sex is good but The feeling of closing 20 tabs after completing a project is outta this world.

That moment when you had a good weekend and it is Monday again.

You log in to your work PC and see 15 emails... There goes my Monday again.

And 12 of those turn out to be congratulations on the recent release 😥

How's your day going?

I ran "source .bash_history" instead of "source .bash_profile"

mkdir new_project
cd new_project
git init

**Reflecting on my life and current workload**

cd ..
rm -rf new_project.

Remote IT work. I had a caller immediately berate and try to insult me because she recognized my very Southern accent wasn't local and I wasn't onsite. They tried to insinuate I wouldn't know what they were talking about with "do you even know what [x] is?" Calmly, I said yes ma'am. This is before she ever got to what her issue was. It was command line things I needed to run to fix it, but she wouldn't stop talking. "Are you even trying to help me or do anything? You must not know what you're doing." I'm a terrible multitasker so I end up sometimes typing what I hear, saying what I read, or zoning out of everything to accomplish a particular thing. So it took me a minute or two longer than normal. But that call wasn't what pissed me off. It was the complete 180 she turned when she emailed in when I resolved the ticket, praising me for how knowledgeable and professional I was, that I almost considered it all a troll.

I don't have very many high emotion stories and neither is this one. I'm pretty laid back, go with it, person.

Client: our app has low ratings, we fired our previous dev company and hiring you instead.
Us: all right, seems like to make a better app we need 5 months.
C: you're kidding, do it in 6 weeks.
U: Ok, but we'll have to drop some features.
C: get rid of X and Y, nobody uses them.
U: deal!

... 6 weeks later...
U: here's the new app: better graphics, easier to use, more stable and more future-proof.
C: Cool! Let's deploy!

... 2 days later...
C: we just released but the users are really pissed off!
U: what do they say?
C: "what the fuck happened with X and Y? they were the only thing we're using! what a load of crap! 1 star"

Dear client, next time get to know better your users...

TFW you finally solve an issue and can close 13 browser tabs in one fell swoop.

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!

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That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.

While using Microsoft word:
Moving a picture 1mm to the right
All text and images shuffle, two new sides appear and sirens are noticeable in the distance

The sad truth

Procaffeinating--- It pisses me off when the lipstick that I'm wearing alters the taste of the coffee.

Its a joke
please don't kill me :(

Here we see a Linux or Unix sysadmin who is checking man pages for syntax and examples.

!rant
If repost === true
print ("sorry")
else
print ("😂")

Thanks: twitter@nixcraft

Am I the only one who reads mysql as "my sequel"?

Heard a conversation between my colleague and the boss

Boss: (saw my colleague's messy desk) hey, could you organize your desk? It's not nice to see when clients come in. You know what they say, messy desk represents a messy brain..

Colleague: (glanced over to the boss' empty desk) and what does an empty desk say for the brain?

And I didn't find my emails for days...

Life of an introvert

VMware troubleshooting flowchart.

Oh, let's alias 'vagrany' to 'vag', y'know, to save time typing...

"vag destroy"
Ok. Let's remove that asap.

"I will go to sleep after i fix this bug" 10min later I look outside, North Korea and the USA are fighting a nuclear war, russia invaded europe, hitler rose from the death and there's even more javascript frameworks

I too got one of these. So as per the convention, I am obliged to share it with you guys

Me visiting home for easter:
Me: tries to find some good assets for adventurejam
Me: fixes a bug on the prodserver
Me: redesigns a gui of an app
Me: applies for a bunch of new jobs

Mom: "you are always computer-ing, do something productive"