Dear javascript frameworks / libraries,

slow. the. fuck. down.

Thank you 🙃

Any love for clean lids?

It appears a Facebook dev was a little too eager with the escape character :/

Look right here at this beauty, one of my students wrote :D They were supposed to find all dividers of given number :D makes me question my whole teaching skills :(

Does anyone want to criticize my c# code for a quiz game I made in like 10 minutes?

Gotta separate those concerns properly y'all.

Computer: booted
Headphones: on
Music: playing
Volume: too loud
Terminal: open
Swearing: yes

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

Worst Hackathon ? When you have coded so hard during 48 hours to have a functional prototype and the winners get trophee with a static PowerPoint, full of bullshit buzzwords...

While you're reading this,81739292749201738382 JavaScript frameworks and libraries were written!

Why do i have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 😞

Translating content. Painfully slow and manual but something I have to do. I am almost live.

🇲🇽🌯

[How to] Mastering interview :)

Adderall

Coding without internet acces is like doing chemistry without a periodic table.

Common lies told by developers?
Here's one of mine: "It works on my screen".
I then proceed to ask them their specs while I think of the solution.

When you get a day off and you want to work on a personal project, but your spouse has other plans.

The more time you spend on devRant the more you notice how people:
1) cant understand that other people use other tools
2) cant understand that they actually enjoy using those tools
3) cant understand that they can ship good software products and code using those very tools.

Just build something you think is cool using the tools you think works best for you.

Here is a customer thing :
"can you move the image, 1 semi pixel to the left"
u_u'

Some devs just want to watch the repo burn

Nothing scares a developer more than a follow up question from the other person while ordering takeout, after a very precise order.
This is why we build apps, so we don't have to deal with trauma like this! xD

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

Job interview

Every web developer must have experienced this......

!rant _Breathing intensifies_

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

The real question.

Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

I write blocks of code like this:
If(condition){
code
}

I'm trying to fix a bug and the previous dev is doing it like this:
If(condition)
{
code
}

Does anyone know any good nerve calming pill ? 😜

When you realize you haven't compiled in hours

Client asked for a zipped up copy of the files that I uploaded to their server via ftp, using login details they gave me...