This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

"Personalized Advertisements":

No Amazon, I'm not interested in buying any of these phones, I just bought a new one five days ago, remember? You sold it to me! And stop recommending the same book I already got five YEARS ago!

YouTube, why are you always showing me the same ad about an app I already own and use regularly? And why the FUCK do I you show me the new trailer of Star Wars Ep8 as an ad video before the actual video of the new Star Wars Ep8 trailer?

Audi, I am an university student, barely able to pay my rent, why are you telling me to buy your newest car? How do you expect me to afford this?

Monster, why exactly are you showing me job offers as "Technical Product Designer at company X" for which I'm not remotely qualified or even interested in?

Neither do I have 5000£ (I live in Germany, at least match the currency, ffs) to invest in some suspiciously promising stock market schemes, nor am I in any need of rheumatism pills or a hearing aid (I am 19). I cannot afford or want any Rolex watches and PLEASE, I don't know why you think I would, but I really do not need a special new and innovative brand of tampons, my dick is doing fine, thanks.

"Hot local singles near {my actual location} want to fuck!
Click here!!!"
At least there are still some ads you can trust to be relevant...

Oh!! Nevermind!!

original dev-related memes with a cause are great

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

Such dedication much wow

One of the scariest pumpkins I've ever seen...😂😨

Happy Halloween!

What are your point of view on this?😂😂

Ok so my server was really dirty and slow and I got tired of it.... So I decided to give it a bath.

In a previous rant I said I was gonna flip some bits. I couldn't wait until the weekend. I flipped some fucking bits, right fuckin now.

Just one of those days...

Does anybody here recommend phpstorm?

How I feel when I have to do the marketing side of a website.

The second one got me

Wow, the new devRant update looks cool

Me: It finally works!...
Compiler: lol jk

If I learned something from videogames than this cat have a quest for me.

Garbage collectors always fail to dispose of one critical thing: my code.

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

At this point devRant should probably just change it's logo to a duck.

I met this girl and told her, she's the global variable to all my functions.. She gave me a dirty slap

AI is all fun and games until the NPC begs you not to shut down the game.

Probably an oldie, but this is definitely a book I need.

All we know someone who tried to versioning with Drive or OneDrive

Found the comment of the week improving my BigO skills on YouTube...

After 2 hours of wiring/debugging/rewiring, I have my EEPROM programmer halfway done. Currently is only able to read locations in memory. Next step: make it programmable.

(For those of you who dont know, EEPROM stands for Electrically Erasable, Programmable Read-Only Memory

// Stolen from twitter

This may be very stupid but god damn that's commitment!

She runs C shells by the seashore

“My Boss arrived at work in a brand new Ferrari.

I told him: “Wow that’s a nice car”.

He replied:

“If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for ''Excellence'', I'll get another one next year”.”

Source:
Reddit
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. • r/Jokes