Declare variables not wars,
Build packages not walls,
Execute programs not people,
Throw exceptions not stones.

One of the most depressing error messages, maybe? Happened early this morning and I've been feeling sad ever since :-/

Found a global constant in my project.

KEY_TITLE = 'tit'

When you want to order a big mac and windows restart...

Had to enter the Apple world when joining the new job.

Used a good hour locating curly brackets, pipe and tilde on that cryptic keyboard.

User-friendly my ass.

Late nights are the most productive #programming_fact

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

I always knew Linux was my friend...

Here you go iPhone users😂

😂😂😂

Too real!!!

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Just watched Bourne. One of the first lines are: "Corrupt their database by using SQL". It's like saying: "Corrupt their text document with words". I love when they are "technical" in movies.

My life in one sentence...

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

End of life...

Fear...

Time flies when deadlines are close.

Who else has this superpower?!

Great timing.

Straight in dem feels

Atom is so super AWESOME!!

Maybe this in real life would be called United States of America :P

Developer problems:
6 different package managers to keep up to date.

Gem
Pip
Npm
Emacs
Homebrew
Aptitude

Good thing bash scripts and cron jobs exist

If you divide an integer with two over and over again, you will get closer and closer to 0, but you will never reach it.

Kind of the same feeling as watching your rant gain more and more ++'s, but never hitting that magical 300.

I'll be honest I couldn't care less about ++ I'm here for the discussion , devs generally have something interesting to say

When you're sick of Arch Linux ability to brick your system and you try to install a more stable distro like Linux mint.

Got root on your server

Well.. 😂

Bruteforce IRL

So I recently bought my first house (yay!).

Whilst doing the initial viewings I saw the below on the backyard and thought "hey that's neat, I can leave a key in there for when I come in late and my fiancée is asleep.

Fast forward to moving in day and the previous owners hand me the keys so I ask "oh yeah, what's the code for the keysafe" and he just looks at me completely blank, so I'm just like "the box on the wall out back" and he's just like "oh! So that's what that is. No we've never had the code for that, bye."

Being a pen tester I'm just stood there dumbfounded thinking "How the hell can you have a locked box attached to your house and not want to know what is inside!"

Anyway, that brings us to now where I'm stood outside in December on a Sunday morning brute forcing my way into my own keysafe.

I wish this didn't run so many parallels with my work life 😂