Applied for a Laravel position

No Laravel code or projects and shoved into Wordpress Dev.

What waste mine and their time.

I suppose it just wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Onwards and upwards.

$test = TRUE;
$baby = TRUE;
$egg = 1
$sperm = 1;

if ($test != 'TRUE') {
print "No Baby.";
} else {
foreach($eggs as $egg)
{
$baby = count($egg + $sperm);
return $baby;
printf("Congratulations");
}
}

So,

I bagged the job! All of that hard work paid off!

annnd they arrived and being put to good use! I also have the other one on my laptop but my phone is broke so I can't upload.

.... And it appears my Atom has Entered the Matrix. Full time.

In other news, I successfully completed the E-Commerce App I was working on, even though that Stripe Verification was a ball ache and the bane of the entire project giving me a stupid bug in jQuery whereby it was infinite looping over adding the token and not actually submitting the card charge. Somehow changing my button from using an id to using a class fixed my problem :/ (# -> .)

When you're clearly in the zone:

Excluding merges, 1 author has pushed 22 commits to master and 22 commits to all branches. On master, 70 files have changed and there have been 16,339 additions and 321 deletions.

My Git Punch Card for the eCommerce System.

Clearly it shows me as an afternoon coder / night owl.

You can't have order without a little bit of PUBLIC DISORDER.

Now, is disorder this order or is this order disorder? Now why do you have to save the world heavy on disorder.

I think I'm somewhere between the sacred silence, and sleep.

Cute ass Tuxedo Dev kitty.

How many ++'s can my pussy get?

I wanna be a millionaire, so fuckin bad.

So, throughout this week there have been massive trials and tribulations regarding my lack of coding practice however through many nights and days coding I have almost completed the task I was set last week.

I didn't realise how out of practice I was so this posed as a big challenge for me. However I pulled through and tomorrow it will be ready to send for the interview!

I also have another test to do in vanilla php - Typical blog which would be such a doddle now I'm back in the zone. I just have to remember I'm not using Laravel!

The sense of accomplishment is real and I'm so relieved I've come this far. Maybe I will have this career of my dreams which I rightfully deserve.

Below is Stripe, doing random tests :)

So, I gave my missus an old 512 MB Ram AMD 64 Bit Computer with Old School Windows XP, tried installing Atom and this happened.

Time to install Linux. :D

@dfox Looks like this needs fixing.

Apparently Wikipedia now wants money. Suddenly they have become like a homeless person.

Talk about being desperate.

@dfox I believe when you add a comment to devRant you should be able to attach img/gif to it via the website. Like you do when you Post Rant.

touch README, then add README, and commit me, until I can, push to, origin master.

Can't beat a meat feast omelette wrap!

Productive night. Now for sleep. Two more Modules and it will be ready to send over hopefully I get it done before 4! Preferably without bugs!

Applied for a £22k Web Developer Job Php laravel in particular and get tasked with this.

Well that isn't hard.

The moment when Facebook blocks your account for being a PC Hater and bans the name entirely for No Reason!

@dfox I believe I'm owed quite a few stickers now :p

So apparently I can make a new rant from the Web. Hey guys.... Is there an API for this? If so I think I sense an official devRant Python App :P

Come to the Dark Side, we have Linux.

4 screens is better than 1.

NOTE: 4th Screen is Laptop Screen :)

Apparently I can get free stickers huh ;)

Worst security bug I have ever found was Windows. The best bug fix was installing Linux ;)

Nom nom

I just want to build my damn avatar.