“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

kill the person who suggested Microsoft to develop Internet Explorer.

When the inventor of the USB stick dies, they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

8 hours sleep aren't fucking enough if you slept less then 8h days before

When the junior fe pushes directly to the brunch you are working on and crashes everything

And he doesnt answer in slack

Loooooove this place

CSS was pain until I met SASS. Does actually anyone use just CSS in their projects?

I wish I had a group of dev friends to just sit around and code with. It's just been me, myself and I for the past 3 years now..

FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE ! JS AND PYTHON ARE NOT THE BEST LANGUAGES NOR THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD LEARN. THERE'S NO TOOL OUT THERE THAN CAN FIX EVERYTHING.

WTF HAPPENED TO THIS INDUSTRY IT'S AS IF JS AND PYTHON ARE ALL THEY TEACH THESE DAYS ...

ENOUGH ! BE A POLYGLOT OR GTFO (OR YOU CAN SPEAK ONLY 1 LANGUAGE AND STOP FORCING IT WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG)

now that that's out of my system. bring it on

Our company just had a meeting with another company which are our main investors for a project for the next quarter. I sit down next to my team lead and we all wait for their last HR person to arrive. Ten minutes later a girl which I hooked up with last week walks in and sits next to the other company's "main boss". Spoiler alert, she is the bosses daughter.

We might pull out from the project but I sure didn't last week.

I hope this rant doesn't get deleted...

Not this friday, no no never!

// TODO: write about shameless hack

Is it normal for your boss to sell a product when it is only half completed and pick arbitrary deadlines to demo it to potential clients?

You know, I think this is one tattoo I wouldn't mind getting 🤔

That moment when your open source project reaches over 100 downloads! \o/

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

When someone texts you "<3" and you're like "that's just half a statement"

Pun of decade

anybody else?

That one killed me x) 😂😂

So true...

worst interview was about 2 years ago. I found this job as on a famous website, I applied for a desktop dev. position...the job seemed really easy, after 10 minutes the so-called CTO asked me:" how much do you know C hash?" me:"what?" him:"C hash...the Microsoft programming language" I thanked him for his time and went home crying ( he meant c# )...after a month I found out the company had gone bankrupt...I think I know why..

When I hear sales guy using technical terms in the wrong context while doing his sales pitch to a client...

Who else is coding with a portrait monitor?

Friday and I've gone home to unwind from work..

By working on personal projects

Packing for holidays: Shall i take my laptop with me or not.... 🤔

so truee

What debugging code feels like

Old school stuff

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

All JavaScript developers will understand :|