That's a good plan🤣

made my day

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Whenever I think about my future.

I don’t know what the peeps over at avocode are smoking but it must be some good stuff to come up with a unicorn avacado...

Resolve...

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

When developers write to santa

!rant

I got Clean Code for Christmas, it is such a good book. I can't recommend it more.

this. is. very. common.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

It's funny because it's true

OMFG I need to organize my "Downloads" folder

No Wonder this is going to crash!!

I have got 99 problems and emoji encoding ain't one of them.

P.S. /r/softwaregore

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

When you spend too much time in your car

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Saw this on insta thought it was pretty funny

My clients be like

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Project handover:

"Mmh okay, so what about test coverage?"

Dev: "zero"

Team taking the project "why???"

Dev: "You don't need test if you write perfect code"

Silence in the room... Followed by awkward laugh.

When you're too tired to do any serious work

I am ROOOOOT!!!

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

Style sheet affect any things :)

This message was sent through the microwaves in air

This happened few hours ago.

Client: I received an email which says that I won 1 million dollars. They gave me a link in the email, when I entered my credit card details nothing happened.
Me: Wait what? You entered your credit card details.
Client: Yes
Me: That was a scam, you didn’t win anything. They stole your credit details. Contact your bank ASAP and let them know about this.
Client: You guys are handling our email servers, why can’t you guys keep it safe. What type of security do you guys provide.
Me: Wait what? We host your website application not email.
Client: Damn it. My son said the same thing, but I didn’t listen to him. Anyways Cheers.