who is a good speaker ? ...

😂😂😂😂

Are you for real Guido/python devs?! Can we stop shoving politics into non issues just to virtue signal please?

What the fuck is next?! Oh you can't kill a process you politely put it to sleep, you can't call that machine a server anymore it might get offended now it's called a service caring electrical appliance, hey what about removing python all together after all python could be misconstrued as phallic and drive women away; I know! Let's call it Santa/elves instead of master/slave!

Fuck off! And what's that of you being akward saying server/slave terminology around black people? That's insanely racist! Who the fuck thinks all black people are descendants of slaves? Why the fuck are you racist enough to imply they can't do their job properly because (unlike you) they would be uncomfortable, you low expectations racist fuck!

You just fucked with your open source base and I really don't wanna see python going woke and then broke.

https://github.com/python/cpython/...

So i was teaching basic html and css to my cousin's high school class. I am not good at coming up with examples.

Three days ago:
Let's try Firefox Quantum
Two minutes later:
Bye Chrome

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Customizing my arch linux desktop 🙂

High resolution picture:
https://imgur.com/a/aEeZR

What do you guys think?

Who is repping devrant in the airport

When server is fed up of serving captcha 😆

When I know a website runs Hotjar or some other screen recording/mouse tracking tools I draw at least one dick per visit.

Fixing a parents iPhone, episode 1.

Problem: "Whatsapp is gone off my phone"

Debugging:

Me: *unlocks phone and sees whatsapp*, it's right here.

Mam: no, I no that I can't see my messages.

Me: ok, that is definitely not what "whatsapp is gone off my phone means".

*opens whatsapp*
*inside add contact screen*

App seems ok, your trying to add a contact?

Mam: that's a problem, whenever I open it I only see that page.

Me: *taps cancel button with shocked face*

Mam: omg there's my messages, how did you do that?

Me: ... ... ... I tapped the very easy to see, large cancel button in the top right hand corner.

Mam: but why was it opened there?

Me: *looks at opened message from unknown number*

If I was to hazard a guess, now stay with me on this one as it's a bit complex. I think ... I THINK ... you clicked the "add to contacts" button on the screen in front of you.

I am suspicious of one thing though.

Mam: what's that?

Me: how you managed to click the add contacts button, and when brought to the add contacts screen, you assume the app is broken.

Mam: oh will you **** off you sarcastic little ****. Thank you very much.

Me: no prob, 4 year computer science course put to great use.

I made this amazing website. You guys should take a look at it. http://localhost:8080

I am amazed that nobody mentioned Cloud9. I have been using it for 3 years and it is the best Cloud IDE ever.

And It finally arrived

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

True shit

Guy: I don't understand how people could actually learn or work as programmers.. It's so boring.

Me: have you ever programmed before?

Guy: yes

Me: what language?

Guy: matlab

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the balls. Actually just I thought about it. Maybe 3 hours later.

Greetings from Kenya.
Hello real world

Making good languages is really hard and making bad languages is pointless we already have Java.

So this happened today:

I opened devRant!
Sorted for... [read more]

Good ol' jquery still going.

Someone should just make a virus that installs the Windows updates on vulnerable systems 🤔

So true

Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/... ;)

Well yeah. He is right!

Savage😂

Thanks for the stress ball & the stickers, Devrant. ♥

Ohhh tcp