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This is my go to commit message when there are so many changes.

This is so true.

These shoes are just my type

(source: http://redd.it/4ombox )

That feeling when your soul dies a little because you implemented it as you were told and not as it should have been.

My first post, and It's about Silicon Valley. I think this is a documentary and not a comedy show:)

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

Can't believe devRant is made by a single developer and a designer. BRAVO YOU TWO👏👏

Borrowed from another place because it burns right in the feels

It takes me longer to write a cover letter than it would to write an app that generates customized cover letters.

My favorite thing about completing a project is closing a bazillion browser tabs.

one of our engineers accidentally deleted our production database and our clients didn't even notice. that's when we knew they are not using our product.

Less talking... more coding

Having meetings about how to have effective meetings is my own personal hell.

"Sorry, you can't use this password. This password is already in use by user Sander. Please, choose another password."

When you fix a bug three attempts ago but didn't notice because the result was cached.

When I was first hired, I coded all day long and all was right with the universe. Then I got promoted. now all I do is attend meetings, grant access, and review other people's code. I need a demotion.

When new junior front-end tells you he doesn't need to know javascript since he already knows angular.

Surely there days like today when u want to complete something. but end up debugging something else. Day gone.

(tl:dr at the bottom)
context:
my partner programming skills are pretty basic and he does not work in software development. instead he is in the largest (and only) electricity company here.
history:
one day his boss ask him "hey, do you know how to use google maps?"
Partner: "yeah, what do u need?"
His boss: "great! please make 10,000 routes with these coordinates, i need them for tomorrow"
Partner: "WTF!" ,grab his phone and call me, "(explains me te situation) dude, can you make like a script or something?"
Me: "Sure, but we'll need a loooot of coffee"
We spent 18 hours developing a routes generator with java-fx, mysql and JS.
Next day we went to deliver those routes and to "show" the system. They told us that after searching for 6-7 months, they wasnt able to find such a solution as ours.
Next day, I took a plane to this company HQ (My partner was food-sick, so i had to be there by my own), had a meeting with the TOP Bosses (on of them arrived in a Helicopter, lots of body-guards) and after a 3-4 hours, just like that, we had our first Big Contract with a huge ass company.

tl;dr:
we ended making an 8 months national project with the biggest and only electricity company with an 18hrs-developed system.

When your client still need your work to be tested in IE7....next, should I ask whether I need to test it in Netscape?

It happens to me each month..

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

Does anyone else find themselves dreaming solutions to their code?

let it be

.wife
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You are no match!

I'm one of those. ©

if (time >= 10)
{
SleepyTime();
}
else
{
WriteCode();
}

Things I need for the office

A good programmer can get more done than 10 bad programmers, but a bad programmer's code can keep 10 good programmers busy for years.
~ Ed Weissman