Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

Asked the new guy what his code does. He pointed me to his test cases. Tears of joy.

My Company paid a designer for a svg graphic. This is what we got:

Changing numbers on CSS randomly until it works.

Aka, using magic numbers

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

Loved the first project at the university. Your game had to load a map from txt file and create a labirynth with a player inside. It shoud include a bird's eye view and FPS-like - all using only console characters. There were some bonus points - for example for animation or built-in map editor. (language was C)

Childhood ruined

I believe this is why companies look for Junior Developers who actually know enough to be a mid or senior developer.

One day, a company that doesn't have the technical chops to know the difference between python and ruby hire a developer who is still in school. That developer doesn't know what he's worth, so the company gets him for pretty cheap. He does amazing things, takes last minute requests, learns some along the way, but eventually leaves because he just got contacted by a recruiter telling him how much he's really worth. He leaves, but the company needs to fill his spot. The company asks the former rockstar all the technologies he used to accomplish his job and throw that into a job description. The company could only really afford the junior so they keep all the stuff about being a junior, but because they need to maintain all the hodge podge stuff the previous developer put in, they need someone with experience enough to jump in.

Nice try...

Made me laugh a little :D

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.

Amen :p

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Every damn time.

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

!false, it's funny because it's true 😂

How web developers debug their markup...

.someBox {
background-color: pink;
}

Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!

Even though that's all true...

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

god have mercy on my co-workers :P

I have been told to get a life, can someone give me the torrent link?

We meet again

I am working on another developer's PHP code, and I found a new way that he done the redirect after the login with PHP!

Just when you thought pen testers couldn't get more creative

1.5 hours of UI and performance enhancements for the UWP app on Windows Phone, and guess what greets me when I plug it in.
//kill me
//yes I restarted both