Didn't see that coming

to cheat or not to cheat...

I can relate lol

This made my day!!!!!

Where I work, this is something that happens daily because manager (non-programming MBA) want everything now without proper design and architecture.

My friend who constantly keeps messaging me to switch to windows:
WINDOWS GRAPHICS IS BETTER THAN UR LOONIX HEHEHE FUCC UR OPINION LMAO

le me: can ssh to my linux machine from anywhere and it can handle over 1000 users simultaneously and if one Xorg client on the main machine dies, we can just close it and open another. while their windows' whole graphics crashes if there's too much load on their graphics. We even played minecraft on the main machine lol, while other devs were connected to it.

Java as Pikachu

Quarantine...

Round 1: Fight

Global pandemic is now at least for a month so it’s a good time to start reading about first market movements.

Started to read about how much money facebook, google and other digital companies are loosing right now due to advertising business shrinking and current situation.

Marketing is always dropped first and above companies revenues are mostly from advertising.

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

My lift in nutshell

School stuff. Teachers have loads of pdfs and they're just giving them to us on Google Classrooms to do in our books. Maybe a tool to transform those into proper forms + marking.

Also, a revision app that scans your notes and tests you (TTS and STT).

Also, my blog and DevRant

"Whenever I have an idea I write it down, even if it’s not a very good idea. Sometimes the bad ideas will lead to better ones." - Steven Snell

Not a rant, but had to come here to post this.

I couldn't resist pranking my wife with the age old "Oh my God, I broke your laptop" prank.

SHE DID NOT FIND IT AS FUNNY AS I DID.

Anyone else tried it? If not, definitely try it.

You must be really senior to pull this off 🤣🤣

That's why I hate front-end development

Trying to sleep!!!

Turns out I got paid mostly for deleting code in a year 2019.

Found this gem somewhere on dev.to 😂😂

😆😆😆😆😆😆

😂😂😂😂

They burn my eyes every time.

How documentation works

According to my CTO, this is how I look like when I explain our applications to him:

#Technology 🍷

One fucking exam left and im done with college \o/

Me: *finds severe bug in school-contracted software, emails teacher about who to talk to to get it fixed*
Teacher: "should I report you on grounds of computer misuse and hacking or...?"

thanks fucker, school-contracted company it is.

After the technical round, HR to me. Do you have a girlfriend? If not why? People in your age probably have one.

When valgrind (C Memory allocation error detection tool) aborts due to a memory allocation error...