After 2 months of delay, my baby is finally here!!!

I guess it's a bad rant…

Here we see a Linux or Unix sysadmin who is checking man pages for syntax and examples.

Job requirements nowadays...

The 2 states of a programmer:

1.- I'm the fucking master.

2.- I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

* Can move from one to another quickly.

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

Linux is love...

Can't believe my suggestion is now part of the weekly rant history!

Thanks guys!

Feature request: Add a popup in mobile app that asks to rate the devRant app

*muhahahahaha*

Building Ransomware 😂😂

go fuck yourself

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

Make memes for a living

Oh wait

What's wrong with WannaCry? All it does is secure you're system by encrypting your files for you.

Finally found a use for this

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Old school Lan parties

At least they aren't running Windows here at the airport

USER: I can't see any data in the page...!
ME: ok, I'll do a check
ME: API calls get no data back. Boss, did you change anything and put it in production?
BOSS: Absolutely not, I just modified the name of what was the "Family" parameter in "Type".
ME: Seems legit. Totally agree. I'm going to lunch. Can you check in the meanwhile why calling the API with "Family" does return nothing? Thanks.

Founder of aiRant

> installs devRant app on my iPhone
> too lazy to type my 18-char random password on mobile
> password manager app not on App Store yet
> dig up my old Macbook
> install XCode & homebrew package manager
> install 2 other package managers using homebrew
> install App deps from the 2 package managers
> query stackoverflow for why my deps fail to install
> open App in XCode
> setup Apple provisioning profile
> trust my certificate on my iPhone
> dig up an old router & setup a local WiFi network
> start a server on my laptop to serve my PGP keys
> download my PGP keys to my iPhone
> app crashes
> open an issue on github with steps to reproduce & stacktrace
...
> type my 18-char random password
> rant on how I wasted an entire afternoon

How to vertically center in css..

Who has this person in office?

Specially if you've never had one

Choosing a pc to buy.
- kids: "can it run minecraft?"
- casual gamers: "can it run overwatch?"
- serious gamers: "can it run witcher 3?"
- business people: "can it run several excel sheets?"
- me: "can it run linux?"

Everyday.

may be

Come on, I'm not even finish my study yet and you telling me AI will steal my job.

Becoming redneck and going to make politics crazy ;)