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For linux lovers

Impressive achievement

Just searching new app ideas on Google and I found this :/

What a ridiculous life!

O(FUCK)

"This is not an application: it's a bug pretending to be an application." (This comment was left as an app review on Google Play Store)

"I can write a script to do your job"

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

Today I decommissioned an old server, that had an uptime of 4130 days.

True that~~

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

I usually don't post such things, but the Flat Earth Society just replied to @iamdevloper on Twitter!
What a legend haha

okay, I promise.

They can just buy a different name right ?

I have this one friend who thinks he is a tech guru just because he plays video games a lot and started to study cs for one year. Now he got a job as sysadmin and it is funny to hear him brag about the job in front of non-tech people because he sounds like a CSI Cyber episode, just throwing tech words at the people and I know that he talks bullshit.
But I have to admit, he knows how to sell himself. Probably that's how he got the job in the first place because it cannot be his experience.
Yesterday he called me, to help him edit something on a linux server. I told him "To edit the file type 'vi FILENAME' and then you can edit. I have to go now, I have a meeting." :]

Git.

The smallest utility made its way to being the largest companies must-have, the most critical part of the whole development landscape.

Using just plain C, Git can shred huge amounts of data insanely fast. It never gets old.

Git is a developer's scalpel.

Sometime I’m developing in Rust and I do something wrong.

Then I look at the terminal and it says...

“You did X, did you mean to do Y”

Then I do it and it works perfectly, and I’m like...

Why do I even have a job if the compiler is this good?

Ok... But... Why?

Why would you use PowerShell instead of bash... Just... Why...

How i got to devRant.

Boss comes in, sees me super chill.
Other people enter, boss sees me not chill.

Sends me an email and says "Enjoy".

I love this guy :')

Ps. Hope he doesn't expect work today

Dev conversations be like 🤣🤣

Top 10 anime plot twist.

How I discovered devrant -> I googled "wow intellij is so fucking slow i cant believe it"

On the feedback form of a new app I started using, I gave several suggestions of features I'd really like to have. As a joke, number 6 was "hire me and Ill write them".

They didn't take it as a joke. Im now 3/4 of the way through their hiring process and they like me the best of all applicants.

What is ssh without custom greeting

😰 If Python was a python

So my boss sent me a msg at 00:05 to update production.

And here I was at 7:30am reading it with a poker face thinking "no dude, my working hours are not like that, lol. Get a life."

Hacking yourself.