For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

For less than a second, I thought I found a bug on devrant

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Boss: "it's not the same font"
Me: "yes, it is"
Boss: "don't argue with me. It's a different font"
Me: "ok it's a different font" (it's not)
Boss: "change it please"

15 minutes later and I've done nothing at all to it. Boss comes back.

Boss: "see? I knew it was a different font. This looks perfect now. Why were you lying to me before? I don't like you arguing with me"

Omg!!!11elf

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

Fcknlol!

Hahahaja!

:o didn't know it

And then there is this beauty...

Thank you Google for splitting my package

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

Yesterday I had to modify a python script that was written by the previous dev,
There was no documentation to understand the code, I had to read 10 files almost 900 line each, after a looooooooooong 7 hours, at the top of one of the scripts, the author name was same as mine
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is how cables are meant to be! 😍

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

Every damn time.

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

how many ppl here creates an er diagram before starting an app

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

One important factor that frustrates programmers.

When people have read something on the internet and are suddenly experts on the subject..

Counting time until the next Silicon Valley episode like

Figuring out the perfect algorithm for your code

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

Precision 😂

while (moreFeatures > 0)
{
doWork ();
reduceFeatureCount ();
clientRequest();
moreFeatures++;
}
return finalPayment;

pretty much sums it up...