PHP: Passionately Hated PHP

Finally I realized that PHP means 'Programmers Hate Programming '.

PHP is shit - Change My Mind

I'm a self deprecating PHP developer.

..there's a decent pun in this thought, somewhere..

A jab at PHP
*hides*

This blew my mind when I started to learn PHP.

The P in PHP stands for PHP.

Presenting my paper on PHP Security in IEEE conference today... Wish me luck. I hope it gets published 😃🤞

PHP in 2030 :D

RIP PHP.

This is how I feel after working, almost exclusively, with PHP over the last 4 years.

everybody has poop inside them at all times.

9-5

5 times a week,

until you retire

and you won't even become rich doing it

Fuck, two power outages in three hours.

Good thing bars are open now, so might just go there so I can get something done.

Just came back from 6 months of leave.

Didn't touch a computer. Honestly I'm getting used to mouse, it feels so weird??

Anyway, I hope you've all been doing great.

Who knew I'd be saved by a wiki/doc written by myself a year ago.

AI generated this joke for me today. Soon we won't have the intelligence to make jokes ourselves 😁

Looks like I'm gonna be stuck in my low paying job for a while...

today i was asked to encrypt a public key, because "it's sensitive info".

a PUBLIC key.

smh

it's not even hard (literally 1 line of code), but come on...

Just finished this great book! It was really entertaining and interesting 🙂
And it explained the advantages of DevOps and CI/CD in a very understandable way 😁

Do you have any other good recommendations for IT novels?

Why not have a game of DevSecOpoly? Doing DevOps and Security right!

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I copy a line from one spec (to create a user) and paste it in another spec. It works just dandy in the first, and throws MySQL missing column errors in the other.

Fucking what.

This codebase is full of shit like this. Things work in one place but not another, and it’s never obvious why. Tens of thousands of gotchas and quirks. The only way I can get an answer to things like these is to either beg my boss for an explanation, which I’m sure he’s long since tired of, or spend a full day (or more) wading through several rabbit holes filled with raw sewage.

I wasted two hours today trying to get a simple fucking factory to work. And you know what? I just gave up and used the existing admin user. Yeah it’s a bad idea, but it’s fucking good enough.

They can yell if they want.
I have no cares left.

A catastrophe is the thing that turns biology into physics.

Layoffs are exhausting. Especially when you have to come off PTO to attend meetings. Still have a job. Back to PTO.

Aubergine, oukome, taupe… wtf man. Just call colors old fashioned names, you know? Red, blue, green, yellow? Bitch

I thought my laptop was going crazy, but it was just my CAT laying on my wireless keyboard that was in another room!

Rocks are quiet because trees are listening.

AWS has left me completely defeated. GET requests to an ALB works fine but POST gives a bad gateway error. What the fuck?!

++ if you've ever had an IDE crash at the worst possible moment! 🤦‍♂️

What did the Java code say to the C code? You've got no class.

The only thing that’s keeping python alive are its god tier libraries. Take those away and it’s a piece of garbage.