Happy Birthday!!

How I learned to use pipes...

Don't tell me to turn it off and turn it on again! *I am* the developer!!

When you teach a designer to code and they finally understand...

Love it to code on the passenger seat while my girlfriend is driving. Commits at 230km/h.

when im in the zone and somebody says something to me and I'm like:
"yes, sure!">/dev/null

If you are tall and experience back problems like me, give one of those balls that you sit on a try. It costs 15 euros and it solved everything for me. If it doesnt... well... throw it of your balcony and let me know how high it bounced

fsck this

Is there a point in having 32gb of ram in a laptop right now?

For the maths-savy out there, this is a fine example of a 404 message. Awesome!

Getting a computer

While watching Computerphile's video on the new atom bombing exploit.

Actually, He is kinda right 😂

My teacher shouted at me - "Go to hell".
What really hurt me was 'goto'.

I sure love myself some Ubuntu 😀

The best part of being a dev?

Want something?

It doesn't exist?

Build it yourself!

It feels like a superpower. :D

Theyre getting desperate...

You understand more xkcd comics.

If you could get rid of one tech company who would it be..

Mine would be apple - fuck apple

Mozzarella Firefox.

Got a new Asus laptop at work. It brings so much crap. Currently installing Mint...

Looking back at the code you wrote in your first year of programming

Let's make a story, 3 words each. I'll start:

A month ago,

Awesome :)

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

driving an archive