There is always another way!

CSS is like rocket science for me ;_;

Let me introduce you to my classmate. And these are her first GitHub repo's commits:

So, someone submitted a 'bug' to Mozilla.

As some of you may know, in the next year, the new mass surveillance law in the Netherlands is going into effect.

Another fun fact is that the dutch security agencies/government have their own CA (Certificate Authority) for SSL/TLS certificates.

The new law says that the AIVD (dutch NSA/GCHQ equivilant) is allowed to hack into systems through obtained certificates and also that they're allowed to INTERCEPT TRAFFIC THROUGH OBTAINED PRIVATE SSL/TLS KEYS.

So someone actually had the fucking balls to submit a fucking issue to Mozilla saying that the Dutch State certs shouldn't be accepted anymore when the new mass surveillance law gets into place.

This person deservers a fucking medal if you ask me.

I just realised “CSS stylesheets” is basically the same as “LCD display” or “PIN number”.

Although I've heard “LC display” a few times I've never come across something similar for different acronyms. Maybe I'll start saying “CS sheets” or “C stylesheets” 😈

"as fast as we can"

45 minutes later

"Older versions are stable. Use them."

Even when a tiny feature of the latest version goes wrong.

Never underestimate the power of a decent chair!

Was staying at friend's for a couple weeks with a horrible chair - my back just spasmed so hard that I am physically unable to get up from bed. Thank god for devRant to keep me occupied throughout the night.

Stay safe kids

So, I have a bit of a question for you guys..

I'm a self taught coder, but I think I lack some elements regarding the architecture side of software development.

Does anyone have some valuable sources to learn about it?

Thanks in advance :)

My client installed a new proxy that severely blocks out most of their own intranet, including their IT service desk. We can't raise tickets to let them know and their email just redirects us to their service desk. Fuck me these guys are idiots.

New dev comes in. Oh, theres forge theres shift and knows all the laravel systems. Cant help but think, damn this guys future is so bright here, hes just extremely.confident of things.

How to be you please?..

One loves what I do.
The other thinks I can do better.

Coffee and music for me

Procrastinating by thinking of ways to not procrastinate 😂

you are my...

You motherfucker ISP stop throttling my Ubuntu torrent you cunt

IE8 YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

Stranger: "what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm developing a WPF app for a personal project"
Stranger:"So it's for Windows...I prefer Linux because...blah blah"
Me: -.-

Sometimes I feel like Linux users are the Vegans of the tech world...

# I am not a VIM user.

At least they aren't running Windows here at the airport

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

How i used to toggle a boolean:

foo ? false : true;

How i decided to toggle a boolean last night:

foo = !foo

I wondered why i only just thought of that.

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

If I got a dollar for every bug I fixed, I'd have NaN by now.

Ahhh DDoS attacks

I don't like pointers.

Client: "You literally did what I asked you to do."
Me: ...
Client: "I need you to do it differently."
Me: ಠ_ಠ

I styled the entire site...with inline CSS....only

I uploaded a release APK to Play Store with the API host set to the local address I used in dev 192.168.x.x:8000 :/

I think I should be paid more