When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

still not enough for Google Chrome 😑

Not enough space...

I think (not sure though) that the device doesn't have enough space

Client: The media player is not loud enough... can you pump up the volume a little bit?
Me: Ok.

Whenever you're feeling like a fraud and you think you're not good enough.

a#$&@()%+=_-*"@£€¥¢©®™~¿¡^><}{][`;÷\|¦¬¶°§×

Error: password not strong enough use atleast 1 uppercase letter

not enough jQuery

Sit down at desk

Open VSCode

Stare are my code for a good 5 minutes

Get up

Goto kitchen

Make extra strong cofee

Drink. It. All.

Sit down

Re attempt to decipher last weeks code.....

Mondays.

Dual booting: for when you're not advanced enough to use Linux all the time, but you know windows will let you down

"XML is like violence – if it doesn’t solve your problems, you are not using enough of it." - Unknown

Made this for my mom for one of her projects.
May not be 100% accurate, but I was lazy so that means it's close enough. 😋

"We are not a team big enough to need to do unit tests."

Error: Not enough space

Do you ever talk to yourself out loud while thinking/programming/debugging? (Not a rubber duck in sight, because that makes it okay?)

I need to avoid making this a habit..

Me: What? Why is this even an error?

Someone: What?

Me: What?

Not enough screens. My Workstation.

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

I got fired.

Worst job I ever had, they extended my probation period, called me "over maintenance", said my work was good but not good enough for the effort, If I take a lot of care doing my work then it's "over preparation", if not good enough then it's "not detailed enough", I don't ask enough questions? I must be unmotivated, I ask too many? I take up too much of other people's time.

Fuck them all. I hope they get a taste of their own medicine.

I am not experienced enough to make sins, I make mistakes.

Feature request:
I want a tiger on my shoulder

Yes Google, thank you for telling me that I'm not using your app. I'm also not using millions of other apps that exist, so why should I use yours? Am I not making you enough money?

Not enough space on your phone? Just copy my -100MB file from my autodesk cloud

lost hope in humanity (looks like 1 version of ie is not enough for ppl)

A user opened an issue on Github saying something doesn't compile. Fair enough, it didn't.

Another user comments saying "I have the exact same issue but after the program launches"

Bitch no, that's not the same issue. Not at all.

"If I receive a email from myself, send an email to myself"
Now I should send an email to myself but I'm not enough brave

GUYS I GOT MY FIRST JOB, I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF (not a dev job, but I'm still in high school so anything's good enough for me)

Devs who argue that their favourite language is the best and other are not good enough for anything. Different tools for different jobs dammit!

JSX is ugly

Sorry if there’s not enough context, I don’t know what to put there

Isn't life not confusing enough? Introducing Google's solutions to some of them..

#NarcissisticDecisions

This is actually an advice given to me:

"Only ever release your code on a Friday, preferably after 6pm. If you're not confident enough to do that, your code is not ready."

Who says dev doesn't require courage.

Not even algo this time. Probably not what the ranter meant by change log, but close enough

My Biggest Dev regret is both learning CSS and not learning CSS well enough...

If I'm bored enough to post a rant during a job interview, the job may not be for me

When the trainee wants to improve your code.

So I've been thinking, since there are a lot of people on here who want to learn stuff, have a lot of leftover time and so on, and I do NOT have this right now (I only have time to work at the privacy website thingy as for now), what about I post some of the stuff I'd love to make but don't have the time for on here either as rants or collabs? The only requirements I'd have are:

- Being able to participate in them as soon as I get time
- Getting credit.
- The projects being released open source under a license which makes sure that they'll stay open source.

What do you guys think?

I wonder how many miles l've scrolled Devrant on my phone with my Thumb. 🤔

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

People should be careful when naming servers after Greek gods or planets.
Notifications like "URANUS will be offline this weekend" may occur.

Someone just offered me a position at Microsoft. Had to decline it, I'm not desperate enough to use Windows again.

Who shares this struggle?

I have a 9-5 development job and I also have a personal web application I am building and plan to bring to production.

There are simply not enough hours in the day. I struggle to find enough time to work on my personal project while still performing well at the 9-5 and spending some time with my family so I'm not absent.

Agh I wish I could pause time for productivity 😂

I got a new chair... But it makes me feel like a little kid...

I think I should be paid more

Please tell me how much do you HATE yourself for owning 0 / not enough bitcoins.

one is simply not enough

So the water dispenser in the kitchen does not have sparkling water, which I love. But there's one in the meeting room down the corridor that has sparkling water!

Like any regular employee of course I filed a request with site manager to upgrate the kitchen dispenser... NOT!

I wrote an app that sits in the taskbar when minimized and shows a traffic light with the status of the meeting room availability so I know when it's clear to go fetch me some of that bubbly goodness!

Me : *is bad at coding in C, java, Scala, swift and basically every other language*

Also me : time to learn a new language !

You ever feel like you're just not geeky enough to hang with the hardcore devs out there?

Not enough rants.
Need more rants.

The feeling of not knowing enough plagues me constantly

My 1366x768 laptop resolution is not enough to even have intellij open along with firefox in split screen mode... :(

Client: send me your CV

Me: sends github/LinkedIn

I'm done, if it's not enough bye.. I hate CVs

I hate that, not only did this error happen, but they weren’t smart enough to hide the MySQL stack trace

How has development come to the point that 16GB of RAM is not enough to smoothly develop a simple website?

Where have we lost the way? 🤔 🙄

Unfortunately I might not live long enough to see this task completed 🙁

Client (big company selling luxury vehicles):
- "We need to replace analytics system on our website"
- "Since it is almost useless"
- "Our company deserve something better, google analytics is not simply enough"
- "Can you program it for us?"
- "We have already arranged budget for that project"
- "Like 200 euros, that must be enough"

Lol

Ram for Google Chrome users. Still not good enough?

Due to the legality of it, my lawyer tells me I'm not allowed to discuss it.

My name says enough.

So much shit to learn not enough time.

My coworkers are all working remotely because they're hungover, and all shocked I'm in the office today.

You think a night of drinking and 4 hours of sleep is enough to hold me down? Please. If I'm hungover enough to not go to work it means I'm probably in the hospital lol.

That being said, I have discovered that scotch does not agree with my stomach, so I'm not having the best time. At least I'm here though!

Is the devRant sticker big enough to fully cover my illuminated Mac book apple logo? Is it thick enough to block the light? If so, I may have to get one of those... Not feeling to proud of Apple lately.

Couldn't afford a Mac .....
So tweaked the the theme of Mint to match that of iOS a bit 😅
At least feels better for now !!!!

I've been trying to update XCode for the past two weeks. AppStore keeps saying not enough disk space. Guess that's what you get when a fruit company makes computers!

not using my favorite motto enough

"Not enough random bytes available". Whaaat? How? I don't uderstand?

I'm not a huge fan of the idea of this place becoming a Q&A for code...
I mean that's what Stackoverflow is for.
I came here for good Rants and occasional memes.

There’s not enough female devs

The level of swears and insults have gone up in here recently. I name AlexDeLarge as the most influential.

- Never give up
- There is always a way
- If not you haven't been drinking enough coffee

Not enough beer

Ugh I'm getting so owned. Currently having a burst DDOS on a host of ours. It is always at xx:00 and xx:30 for ~2 minutes from ~200++ unique AWS instances (Ip's).

Not long enough to ban them (max 2-3 requests per IP), not general enough to ban them on the type of request.. and the IP's.. yea... It would result banning all the amazon subnets which is also not an option lol.

Now waiting I guess.. I sent an email to amazon

Not commenting enough, using if instead of switch, messing (and breaking) the IDE, not reading pop up messages, thinking and not doing, watching Netflix, starting on new projects before finishing old ones, complaining about certain languages, googling instead of figuring it for myself (sometimes), let my friends persuade me into making something for them, run-on sentences, not enough comments, giving up quickly, not doing adequate research, and of course, not writing down good ideas I have.

Finally got enough upvotes to get my avatar blue hair again!!
Now to not delete my account again and save up for a kitty 🐱

- 13 GB free on HDD - App Store says not enough space to update Xcode
- Delete Xcode, gets stuck, 3 restarts, force empty trash
- 30 GB free on HDD - App Store says not enough space to install Xcode
- free up 40 more GB
- App Store:

All these developers complaining about not being able to finish the million side projects they have and I'm sitting here wishing I was creative enough to have one.

Yay!

(This text is needed, because my message needs to be between the 6 and 5000 characters long. In other words, "Yay!" is not long enough. So I'm typing a shitload of text to be sure I have enough characters in my message. Now I will stop typing, because I dont want to reach the 5000 character limit.)

My compartmentalizing skill is not good enough. Wasted last night by doing nothing and falling asleep because of a bad mood. I have shit tons of tasks.

Kernel panic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I post an answer to StackOverflow for the first time in a few months. INSTANT DOWNVOTE + "CORRECT BUT NOT `LOGICAL ENOUGH`"

FUCK YOU

thx for coming to my TedTalk

People who write Rust are just not smart enough for C++

Yes of course, my problem is not having enough memory to throw an exception of not enough memory ...

NOT. ENOUGH. SHORTCUTS!!!

“I’m not paid enough for this shit”
Me after any minor inconvenience at work.

So Android Studio + Ubuntu VM = 16GB RAM are not enough, but how about Android Studio INSIDE Ubuntu VM, that will teach that bitch to stick to 4GB RAM usage!

Sometimes I feel like I'm not good enough to be a dev! Any advise on how to shift this feeling?

When someone tell u that your code is not OO enough, then you start creating random classes.

Just yesterday I found out that a multimillion euro corporation still uses Http (not https) rest end points, with the only basic authentication mechanism...
It only provides data to sales and inventory management, so I'm guessing it's not f*ing critical enough x.x

@dfox just noticed a bug (or is it a feature?)

If you happen to double tap a rant slow enough that it doesn't +1 it. But fast enough that the rant view isn't opening yet it seems to register two single tap events and opens two views, needing to go back twice do return to the feed.

Not sure if that's important enough to report as a bug. :)

Ps: I'm on a LG G4, android 6.0

It's the only profession I find not boring enough, that I do not wish to blow my brains out.

I'm not one for filtered searches (hence Safe Search off), though search results like this happen often enough for me to inevitably end up clicking around co-workers.

Every project ever :
Initial plan :
||===================|| 100 %
Actual submission
||==|| 13%

- Not enough money!
- Not enough people!
- Not enough time!
- Not enough resources!
- Hardware not supported
- Software not supported
- My team are useless
- God didn't like it. :/

Trying to decide how to spend my weekend, continue to learn node.js and angular.js OR learn vim OR work on side project...to many choices not enough time

My biggest dev regret is not playing Rocket League enough...

On call part 4: you know when you're too angry to express your anger appropriately (ensure the level of rage is fully understood and appreciated)? Yeah. 12 hour phone call later, I'm there

Learn enough docker to convince my coworker that it is not the solution to EVERY problem, especially not to our problem

The crushing fear of not knowing enough about programming, or getting behind.

I guess I'm not woke enough :/

Please DevRant ! Give me the power to finish this code before tomorrow! Coffees are not enough.

Apparently I'm not dishonest enough about my mistakes owing up to my mistakes too much when interacting customers. Fuck me for being honest, I guess?

Last time client got hacked...we just could not get rid of the malware...it replicated itself short after deletion.

Ended up creating the same files with zero content and setting them read only.

Not clean, but enough to sleep.

Was hired as an intern, paid me the minimum wage, had to independently handle 3 large scale projects. Got to learn A LOT but was not paid enough.

Not sleeping (enough).

Have a t-shirt saying "Sysadmin - Because even developers need heroes" fellow co-worker said "that's not precise enough" I am looking forward to what he will come up with

Anyone ever get the feeling of wanting to go further with a game project but not motivated enough to do any of the asset work for it?

You know you haven't coded enough when you forget how to do an html link.

- Procrastinate 1 work day
- Try to crunch 2 work days into one
- Feel frustrated because there is not enough time
- Repeat

Valid from, valid until.

Who else has this irrational feeling that in some edge case, it might be not long enough?

!important is not eough
!important !important is enough

Nobody understands me
Does it matter
Not at all
I have my laptop
And it understands what I am saying
That's enough for me ;)

That there's not enough of it.

Have u ever thought 24h is not enough?
I wish i 48h or even more but wishing won't change anything :(

More work-related than dev-related:
- Saying "yes" to extra work more often than necessary.
- Wanting to do everything myself and not delegating enough.
- Getting too stressed out.
- Avoiding conflicts and confrontations (even necessary ones!) and not being assertive enough.
- Overthinking everything.

Mom: So you "play" on your computer all day.
Dad: You're not fit enough to be working with computers all day.

Good job person who is not educated enough to not print a screenshot but still somehow got to work at university

When you stop freelancing because clients don’t spend enough to keep you making enough money to continue freelancing for a living. But then they come back begging you to keep working on their stuff because suddenly they have enough money and a need and because they can’t seem to find anyone who can do it as good as you did. But even with them handing you new cash money all you want to do is not do that stuff anymore. But money.

Not enough good programmers

Here you go, i fucking made this excel sheet by hand because the generated logfiles were not good enough for you and now i hope your dick falls off.

Not being motivated enough to work on or finish personal projects.

Apparently, easier said, than done when you have a full-time Dev job.

I feel like we developers (and people who create things in general) are doomed to not have enough time 😥
I have to be honest, I've got a hard time dealing with that

When your boss is too cheap to upgrade the server your data warehouse is on. 8GB of RAM is not enough when you're regularly querying for 1m+ rows.

Android, please fuck off. I cant install/update apps because i don't have enough space. So 1gb of free memory is not enough for a 10mb app?

This is my 3rd android phone, and I've had the same issues on all of them.

Probably getting a iPhone 7. Sad, i know :(

there is not enough porn to watch while you set up your new manjaro desktop.

!rant !devish
I'm not a developer by trade, (it's related but not my job title).

Still I just got a promotion which comes with better benefits, paid vacation and 20% raise! Plus, a huge amount of recognition that I really did earn it. Apparently even though I didn't come in with enough experience, the research and practice I did in our downtime was enough for me to get the position.

There's not enough ranting on devRant, too many words of encouragement, that's not what this is for!!!!

You guys are not ranting enough for me to doomscroll away my miseries here.

dear deutsche bahn developers: please review you handling for dynamic contents width. yours sincerely

ps. riding in a full train and not enough space to handle my computer is boring.

Guys I need your help. I'm a student working at a very small development business as a developer ( who would have thought) and I really love working there ( nice colleagues, I learn something every day) but recently I don't get enough work. it really feels like half of my day is spend running after the seniors asking for work and it starts to get really annoying not only for my but for them too. and most recently I'm just going home early because I don't want to just sit there unproductivly :/ but this is not really a solution either because at the moment I'm trying to work 40 hours ( I get paid 20) to get some overtime to not have to work as much as soon as my university starts. but now I don't get my hours and have to chase for work... does anyone have any advice for me?

If an AI gets advanced enough to not require human support it will also be advanced enough to either just pamper us, or replace us.

But I think that long before that we will have neural interfaces that brings us to the next level so the AI will be part human ;)

I can't stop procrastinating from doing what I need to do. This extends to even web development and coding on personal projects, which is something I really enjoy doing.

It's as if I have some sort of underlying fear holding me back each time I get the chance to get things done. Normally I don't have the time and make the excuse for myself that there "is not enough time" but tbh I now literally have an entire week in front of me free, with nobody to distract me. I am actually getting my long-desired time alone. I can finally power through all the things that require intense focus, like coding.

And yet, I can't bring myself to just do it. Instead I make excuses and go play video games instead (Overwatch has been a really bad time sink for me). I haven't been able to do what I wanted to for like a year now. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I need help guys!! Anyone have advice for me?

As a student dev, I can say that "enough" and "sleep" are not found in my dictionary

Not prepping enough to have passed interviews for MS and Amzn :/

God damn it. I have not ranted enough this year. I need to ramp up my rant game. This could be my new years resolution.

Rant more!!!

Dear Arch Linux Maintainers. Why the fuck are you sending me my password in plaintext?! Not enough: You are sending me my fucking password every fucking month, so i do not forget it, because its important!??!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK! Fucking idiots...

lol. i wanted to make a computer game with two friends...
at first the tasks were clear.

f1: coding
f2: drawings
me: coding + sound

now guess, who now has to participate in all three areas.

Urghhhhh Monday again!

Can someone else write this algo for me pleaaaaaaaase?

😴

When you get lazy about learning new stuff...

I realized this is like a marriage and I'm not spontaneous enough anymore.

Not fancy but enough for me.

Hope very soon I will setup my 3 monitor setup.

Checking devRant way too often on my day off. Not enough rants ! :/

When you don't have enough money for a Standing Desk , but can't bear the back pain , and can't bear not Coding

True Story :D

1 dept with only 1 staff, well 1 chief to be precise, all employees quit. Another dept with not enough manpower. Requested the dept with highest manpower to help with other depts tasks while struggling and solving the shits out. Thought company is bullying them with extra workload and voice out they are looking for new jobs.

They are not wrong. And that's the bittersweet shit I have to swallow. In the end, it was my responsibility and I'm not doing enough.

U: we had LF, which is enough for our needs
W: you know whats cool? lets have CRLF, because why not

There isn't a pale enough skin tone to match mine inside the builder. I mean... THERE IS NOT A PALE ENOUGH SKIN TONE INSIDE THE BUILDER TO MATCH MINE! :-(

And the rant ends here.

OR DOES IT? THERE IS NOT... You get the idea.

I don’t understand people who have sounds alongside vibration and flash for notification. Like, dude, is one not enough?

"I want you to make a font, it needs to be heavy, but not too heavy. Like it should be able to float on water. So, bold enough to get a person's attention but not screaming"

...ok

First time having Baileys and it does not taste like 17% alcohol. But it tastes good enough to get drunk before learning for exams in the next weeks

oh fuuuck!
hate that feeling to see in around my place many companies searching for devs but im not skilled enough yet to apply 😢

The down side to telecommuting.

Sick enough to stay home, but not sick enough to miss work.

The feeling to not deserve any achievement or compensation, because you are not good enough.

- only idea is not enough
- it should bring in value to you
- accept you can’t do everything all by yourself

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

I do not believe in those complex conspiracy theories. I have been long enough in IT and have seen the most simple plans fail.

Title: The problem with "good enough" code

Body:

I'm a software developer, and I've seen my fair share of "good enough" code. You know the kind of code I'm talking about: it works, but it's not pretty, and it's not very maintainable.

The problem with "good enough" code is that it's a slippery slope. Once you start writing "good enough" code, it's easy to fall into the trap of always taking the easy way out.

Before you know it, your code is a mess of hacks and workarounds. It's hard to understand, it's hard to maintain, and it's a nightmare to debug.

I've seen projects go down in flames because of "good enough" code. The code was so bad that it was impossible to fix, and the project had to be scrapped.

I'm not saying that you should never write "good enough" code. Sometimes, you just need to get something working, and you don't have the time or resources to do it perfectly.

But if you're going to write "good enough" code, you need to be aware of the risks. And you need to make sure that you're only writing "good enough" code for a short period of time.

Once you have a working prototype, you need to start refactoring your code and making it better. You need to make it more readable, more maintainable, and more testable.

If you don't, you'll eventually regret it. Your code will become a liability, and it will hold you back.

So next time you're tempted to write "good enough" code, think twice. It might save you some time in the short term, but it will cost you in the long run.

Wanting to go to conferences but not getting paid enough to code to make a product that makes all the money and is being the little guy or gal.

I thought developers were clever enough to take screenshot with a proper tool not with a fucking phone camera.

I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.

Paid intern complains not having enough time to pay ping pong.
Comes in at 10 and leaves at 5.

Enough alcohol to make the day bearable but not so much I forget how to write code

I think I'm just not paid enough to write shitty code...

You think the FBI, and CIA would be smart enough not to put their shit on the internet... but no.

Me: trying to do any simple fucking project
Me: cant figure out how to do something simple or cant figure out how to start or how something should work.
Me *Looks up problem* (everytime...)
results: SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF.

Am I just a shitty programmer, a shitty learner, or just not cut out for this? because I fucking Love this field. this is the only thing I ever want to do. BUT I CANT FIGURE ANYTHING OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME EVEN WITH LANGUAGES IM GOOD AT!! WHICH IS JUST PYTHON AND IM STILL SHIT AT THAT.

I TRY TO DO PROJECTS WITH JS, OR C, OR PYTHON PICK WHICHEVER ONE. AND I NEVER KNOW HOW I SHOULD START IT, AND IF I LOOK UP HOW TO DO IT ITS SO MUCH LONGER AND COOLER AND BETTER THAN MY DUMBASS WOULD HAVE DONE (and longer in a good way because its well thought out and works)

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A REAL JOB IN THE FIELD IF I CANT MAKE THE RANDOM IDEAS THAT I SEE ON THE INTERNET AND WHY CANT I MAKE THEM AS GREAT OR LONG AND SHIT ON MY OWN. SO MANY PEOPLE CAN WRITE SO MANY LINES OF CODE AND FUNCTIONS AND ALL THIS SHIT THAT WORKS AND YEAH THEY LOOK UP SOME PROBLEMS BUT NOT HOW TO FUCKING DO THE ENTIRE THING LIKE SOME FUCKING RETARD
AWDJKBAKWJBDAOLK;JWDBOALBJKWODANLWIO;NIAWDN;PIAWLDJBAWIDHB
I CANT GO A PROJECT WITHOUT LOOKING UP HOW TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE MY LITTLE BRAIN CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT

-- When do you realize that you are not practicing a technology enough?

- When the related questions on stackoverflow start sound weird and more difficult

Used to be if I was good enough, now it's if work is going to make me a worse person than I was when I started (passionless and not apathetic)

still not enough thermal paste

Flutter has most pathetic support for background job execution 😡, it's not worth learning, until the framework matures enough

That feeling when after not enough time, of reading and commenting on new rants, you catch up to your rant, only to realise 2 hours have past and not 10 min, like you think it was..

Seriously, does anyone really use TDD? It sound good in theory, but generally the devs are already used to implementation-first and are not willing/disciplined enough to change their mindset.
I think the biggest disadvantage of TDD is not taking into account how freaking lazy developers are in general.
Or maybe I just wasn't willing enough to make the change.
Thoughts?

Not working, not looking at the phone, not listening to music, just sitting there and doing nothing until you get bored enough to get back to it.

"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. " - Leonard Bernstein

When you're told you are a great culture fit, and have great experience - but not ENOUGH experience.

Feels bad man.

Guy said on Code Review that Decorators are not OO enough

I really want to like Fedora, but it feels like they're trying too hard while also not trying hard enough...

You know how they start calling you when you register a new domain and are not careful enough not to put your own phone number there?

I recently registered a domain that ends in ***shit.com

No calls :) It's like private registration LoL

You know you've grown when you get your answers from the source code directly, instead of stack overflow

Shit, 24 hours is not enough for me to code and get 3 hours sleep !

I've always found it funny when sql errors "at or near" a character. I don't know enough about sql to understand why it does that (although I'm sure there a reason!)....but it just sounds like it's not trying hard enough 😂

Maybe someone smarter can explain?

Can someone suggest tips to code faster?

In the last few days ive only written + commited 114 LoC which is not enough imho.

When big enough number is not big enough.

Since when was 45 minutes a 'quick' stand-up morning meeting.

Any way to block/ignore certain bullshitters? Just blocking the threads is enough.

Note for smartasses: freedom of speech is not equal to having to listen.

I feel truly unique when using the search engine only is not enough

I need more people to listen to me. Sometimes, ActionListeners and EventListeners are just not enough.

"Who ever said money can't solve your problems?

Must not have had enough money to problem to solve them."

Bitter truth for many.

I had a tight deadline so what I did to finish the feature was to cut corners by not writing optimized code and not doing enough dev testing to ensure the feature works.

End of today, I've moved the ticket to QA.

Yey I got a raise. From 55,000 to 56,500 annually. Go Junior me! Hahahaha. Not enough for California though but I’m grateful.

it is not enough for code to work.

Learning aws for months, not enough the company needs to use azure. Learning azure for several months, not enough the company needs to use gcp. Learning gcp for several months, not enough the company needs to use oracle.

When does all of this bullshit ever fucking stop? No matter how much i learn and what i learn it seems like its never good enough. Or its never enough. Its very discouraging. The more i learn the more it appears as if i know nothing

Product owner: when will you have that script written and submitted to DBAs?
Me: if nobody bugs me, hopefully COB today.
Product owner: great!
*user support*
*user support*
*user support*
*user support*
*user support*
Team lead: write this other script.
Me: I just finished user support, I have another script to write first. Does yours take priority?
Team lead: yes.
Me: ok....*sigh*
*writes 2nd script*
*submits 2nd script to DBAs*
Product Owner: you done?
Me: *face palm* ......NO!

If it breaks then you were not paranoid enough

Sadness is:

India has oneplus 3t dash sale
And not having enough point to win it.

Once wrote a function that set the controller vibration to 5% of its max in a constructor in the middle of nowhere. It was enough to notice if you were paying attention and feeling for it, but not enough to think that the controller was vibrating. Still there as of last week

throw new exception("There were not enough free threads in the ThreadPool to complete the operation.");

Brain == toast

Boss calls a team leads meeting which is just me and the other guy. Rest are product or project managers.

Turns out they concerns over how our last few sprints are always left unfinished as the work in it doesn't get passed QA.

Tried to tell him how can devs work on something that failed QA on the last day of the sprint.

We have one QA person who tests 20 something devs work. We are massively under resourced and yet they want us to do everything and always end up making promises to clients that we can't keep coz our sprint doesn't have capacity.

Yet they are hiring more product managers instead of getting some more QA help.

Sick & tired of this shit.

god damn it, your a grown ass fucking person. Why the fuck can you not be mature enough to stay on slack during business hours?! GAH!!!!!!!!

I haven't. Yet.

I started taking programming seriously when I got to 9th grade. 3 years isn't enough time. Probably enough to be able to put out okay-ish code in a scripting language, but not good code.