Me: double taps a rant to upvote.

Popup: Hint. You can double tap a rant to upvote.

Umm, sure. Thanks..

This is why I have trust issues

Sometimes I internally cry watching fellow devRanters ranting about so many awesome things. I wish I was a little smarter 😳

Friend: So, you can program

Me: Yeah

Friend: nice, can you hack a Facebook profile?

Every.
Fucking.
Times.

This fucker right here. Two pages under the same site return different session data:

Session cookie is the same.
The session file itself doesn't change.
Same machine is being used.
I don't change the session variables at any moment.

HOW?!

123456

C Hashtag anyone?

Salute to the great minds ✋

As someone who works in Student Administration with an expensive and broken system, I often wonder why we can't just get the IT students to build us a system as part of their Final Year Project.

You probably heard of C++ , but have you heard of.....

devRant is just dev-related twitter, where you follow everyone.

Hmmm...

Diamond:- Am the hardest thing in whole world.💎💎

JavaScript:- ohhhh please!😏😏

Y’all need to stop scrolling and go back to work

Darn. I need 5000++ for my actual setup :|

Are you sure ?

Upcoming script preview

private float truth = 1f;

Seriously amazing how some people just contribute that much to open source:

https://www.npmjs.com/~sindresorhus
https://patreon.com/sindresorhus/

"I actively maintain 1100+ npm packages (1 billion downloads a month) and many popular projects. You're probably depending on some of my packages in your dependency tree. For example, Webpack relies on 77 of my packages."

I was just looking for my phone whilst it was in my hand 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Dear trogus, my little Pixel isn't that fat, look :

So true
https://facebook.com/TheCrazyProgra...

Probably the best funny thing that I saw on Internet today. 😝

Do you remember that one kitten I shared with y'all?
He is probably going to die in a few days. He is in an intensive care unite atm.
Fml. Just unlucky things happen to the pets I own.

Visual Studio : Not all code paths return a value

Me : That method is only with a single line, and it's a return with the value. Don't fucking kidding me.

Since past two-three years, Indian Government has been organizing a Hackathon called Smart India Hackathon for college students. And Luckily our team was selected this year.

This team had 5 Electronics Student and 1 Computer Student. Guess who the Computer Student was? Yea, Me.

They Knew nothing about Android Development. And the idea was about an Android Development. I was the only person who could code.

The centre for our hackathon was Varanasi and we live in Hyderabad. So we had to go there. I have not really travelled a lot in the trains (especially not this far from Hyderabad to Varanasi ). During the whole 37 hours journey, I was not able to sleep cause I am not accustomed to sleeping on a train.

The moment we reached Varanasi the hackathon had started which was 36 hours long. Normally team members switch places so that they can sleep but not ours. Cause I was the only one coding and it had to be done in this 36 hours. So add this up 36+36 hours of no sleep, I must have rarely slept for 3-4 hours in that 72 hours.

After the hackathon, I slept like a Snorlax whereas the other went for a trip around Varanasi ('_')

Absolutely detest some devs push their advertisement as fucking VIDEO in mobile webpage. There goes my monthly data quota for that silly ads. Fucking unethical.

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

Probably wasn’t a good idea to cuss out the boss. 😂

Never ever do two or three nice things with css, they'll call you the css guy and you will have to do all their shit.