I finally have 31 ++'s 🤩

Error Free JS

Today my sister told me "bro, I want you to teach me how to program". My gf told me the same some months ago

So proud of my girls 😍

I asked collegue about status of component thru Skype (different countries, you know) and received answer he's leaving company in 8 days. FML.

“We want a new website, but not in HTML, we need Wordpress.”

Oh you poor client...

Have a deadline coming up but spent time making this meme. No ragrets

My parents told everyone at church that I have a computer science degree. I got asked to install security cameras 5 minutes after. Cool :/

Heres my $.05 for beginners:

opencv doesnt work if you have a sticker on your webcam

"Standards are like sex; one mistake, and you’re stuck supporting it forever! " - Mark Pilgrim

One of our GOVERNMENT ICT papers had a python code with no indentation at all

My type of developer

Me:
Please save as pdf and send me by mail.

My Mailbox: PDF.docx

#Girlfriend

Technically it ain't wrong

Twice today I've spoken up in meetings and was totally ignored. I guess my idea wasn't even worth a reply? :-/

Five minutes later: oh, right, I forgot I'd muted myself.

- @bradfitz

Me: *hours of coding, develops a feature*
Code: I'm working..
Me: Oh good.. will monitor you for sometime.
Code: Ok, I'm done. I'll stop working now.
Me: WTF

Me: *sits for hours to solve bugs*
And when almost done,
VPN: Someone's having a good day, I'll disconnect you now.
Me: WTF

Me: *tries switching on/off VPN couple of times..*
When it starts to connect,
WIFI: Oh wait!! It's my turn to bid goodbye now. Have a nice day sir
Me: Of course !! The wifi

Me: *restarts router/ troubleshoot etc*
When wifi says connected...
Battery: Good job with wifi.. I'm down now..what you gonna do?
Me: Are you fucking kidding me???

Me: *connects charger, wait for laptop to switch on*
Windows: Updating....
Me: *jumps out window*

Drank this now my entire nervous system is shutting down!

Same lol

It shows when it's time to rant

Hahaha 😀

How will it be called an AI software with (unavoidable) bugs in it? AS? Artificial Stupidity?

If you invite me to a "lunch and learn" about company policies, and I have to bring my own lunch, well, that's just a meeting during my lunch, isn't it?

That is so me 🤤

CSS, is that you ????

Again, not related to programming.....

Amazing!🚀😂

4000 years later, we are back to the same language

Found this on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought I'd share it on here as my first post. Looking forward to getting to know the community. It's cool to see a community of like-minded people!

You never know.. 🃏

Sorry if I make a typo, my hands a still a little shaky, just had to stop myself from crying.

This morning I came in, opened my email, saw an automated response from Jira saying .... saying ..... saying the backend team provided details about their new endpoint.

After a year of screaming, they finally did it. It was so beautiful I fell to the floor and wept like a baby.

Thank you all for your support through this difficult time. Together we can accomplish anything!!!

Well said. Well said indeed.