The story of my GSoC 2017

Today my girlfriend of 5 years asked me to make her an app, and continued «It will be super easy to make!»...

I feel... betrayed.

I made this amazing website. You guys should take a look at it. http://localhost:8080

I hate it when people ask for help, but then they don't stop and listen to what you are saying to help them. They just continue trying stuff on their own.

Through skype chat today I asked a coworker what the log said and provided the exact location of the log file. After he keeps sending me messages for 10 minutes on different things he is trying and changing, I ask him to just send me the log file and I'll look at it. His response was, I don't know where the log file is for this program.

This morning I couldn't delete any of my projects and my workspace kept refreshing. I was going mad about it. Then I looked at my keyboard and realized I was clicking F5 instead of Delete. I'm going to get a coffee. Be right back.

That's what you want to see first thing in the morning.

Even worse, I slept about 3 hours last night on the same repo.

Thanks devRant ,you are awesome

Im taking PTO tomorrow after remembering that PTO was a thing

The floor is Java.

Soo true... Light vs. Dark...

Talk about being down to earth.

Recursive meeting...

When a networker lacks shit to do

Guess they couldn't find the page

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

DO YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TELL US IN THE SECOND SEMESTER OF OUR MASTERS DEGREE THAT WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL THAT ARRAYS START WITH 0?!?

So when everyone is posting their setup. Here is mine with two 34" monitors (curved) and some LEDs because no lamp did fit on the desk anymore :D

I hope it works now because it didn't upload the image the last two attempts...

CSS is an awesome language. It only takes a few years of practice before you're able to style a minimal website in a matter of days.

What was your worst "OK, I'm getting fired for this" moment

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

I am the first one.

When you spent the whole day on devrant and you boss is coming to the office.
Go to this website: http://hackertyper.net/

Prefer who?🤓

In Mexico, all the developers are seniors.

ah the non-tech guys! ㄟ( ･ө･ )ㄏ

When you already have a huge deadline that's barely doable, and then your boss shows up with yet another task he forgot to ask you to do!

And of course this has to be done right this afternoon... 😵

1. "Who the fuck added that line of code?, why oh why?!??"
2. $ svn blame file
3. "Oh... It was me, carry on"

My first programming experience was in highschool. Within two months I was a better programmer than my teacher.

This just indicates that the people who hire programming teachers need to know what programming is before hiring the wrong person.

To all developers out there

LOL ...