That feeling you get when your team is killing a lot of bugs

Coolest thing I ever worked in was a charity web app/ mobile app for Ronald McDonald clinic on wheels. Used the mean stack with meteor.js and react.js

Developing a universal language model using Tensorflow; gotta love AI.

my coolest project is one i am currently working on. its my 12 month old daughter. She challenges me everyday and gives me enough kicking to find the best solutions for all my other projects. every developer should have this muse.

NLP Engine to edit Stackoverflow questions for reopening. (:

I ain't allowed to talk about it :( NDA and all.

we made an IE only legacy system cross-browser compatible.

I worked on an amazing web app that tracked satellites and their failure rates. it was beautiful and worked fantastically. Me team worked like dogs to get it done three months. Our manager insisted it has to work perfectly for the demo and we delivered... We all got raises and everyone was happy, right? WRONG!

Demo day comes and management decides that they don't want to build the app because the customer pulled out. Sooo my manager then asked me why I wasted so much time building it when static images would have been fine. I lost my cool and yelled at my manager "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO GET A FULLY FUNCTIONAL SYSTEM WORKING!" Then I stormed out of the meeting.

It is still the coolest thing I ever built. Too bad it will never see the light of day.

My coolest projects that I've worked on:
- Popcorn Time (.io)
- Blackshades (RAT)
- DarkComet (RAT)
- Demonsaw (Google it)

Adult site..

you will have contract length free premium membership
and contract length wood.

Back in the early 2000's when phones were barely getting smart and phone companies were charging for text messages like they were solid gold, I made a j2me app that could send SMS-es over GPRS trough a website that was offering free SMS-es. That way you could send 10 SMS-es for the price of one.

The app got some traction in my country. At the time ICQ website also had an option for sending free SMS-es. So I made an international version witch got featured on some blogs. But then within a week I got a cease and desist email from AOL lawyers. So that was the end of that.

Coolest project I've worked on. Artistic.af machine learning + Instagram makes your images artistic AF. Did it as a side project to get up to speed on NN implementations on GPUs

I hate how entitled young tech workers are, but I also hate that my office only has three different types of milk.

attention please!!! big discount for big computer, dont miss it, just buy :)

Computers and their peripherals are constantly advancing, but keyboards... keyboards never change, We pretty much just stole the idea from typewriters and moved on.

At the end of a function for getting the machine's MAC address:

return ofTheMAC;

If you don't get this, you're too young.

weather is beautiful, sun is shining, I am feeling mischevious. Shall I block stackoverflow on our proxy on Monday?

not mine, but haven't seen here yet.

Getting ready for next week's programming exam. 😰 Wish me luck guys. 😬

someone is very active on github

Counting to 10...

When the 15min stand-up meeting is 30 mins long

You're a good coder when you know what to ask on stack overflow.

At least I assume so. I'll let you know if I ever get there.

I just wasted 20 minutes debugging a component that, when included in the parent template, caused an untraceable infinite loop.

Out of desperation, I finally just renamed component to "pants". It works.

...huh?

Renamed back to its original name. THAT works too.

...Huh??

just stay away from me, you and your bloody hardware

When you just can't get a break...

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

In case anyone was wondering if Apple ever actually tests updates during review, they do. Sometimes, apparently, they also use devRant with the provided test account. Hopefully their rant/comment quality improves, but they are trying!!

A nerd often get to act support. I got this question about a year ago from a friend. (I've translated it into english.)

well well