I attended a webcall with the cat on my shoulder, some manager complained it was not professional.
Now, I do not know who that was so I'll have to just shoot in the crowd and take innocent victims, but from now I'll attend every single call with as many cats on screen as possible. Possible outcomes, and both are fine by me, either they cut down the amount of unnecessary calls -as to limit the amount of catness on their screen- or learn to grow the fuck up because unlike some retard I get paid for working, not for busting the balls to the people that actually work.

Got an email stating that our meal preferences for the upcoming conference were finalized and that we needed to make sure they were right. Checked and saw my shellfish allergy was not included despite my email from the week prior asking them to update that.

Got an email back that gave me a good long “are you fucking kidding me” pause.

It just said “Check your drafts I didn’t receive that email.”

So I forwarded the original and just put “:)” in the body.

I need a new new job.

*squirming in bed*
If it ain't broke don't fix it.. If it ain't broke don-WHAT THE FUCK IS "payment.needed2"??
Calm down, it's just some bad code but it works, you didn't write it, it's not your probl-WHY THE FUCK DO THE IF STATEMENTS HAVE SO MANY DUPLICATED LINES??

Sleep. Just sleep.

When I debug I can't use a rubber duck because I have a fowl latex allergy. 😞🙄

I've been reticent to chime in on this weeks group rant, feels too personal...but it is what is is.

Most emotional was losing a dev to cancer, and an analyst to an allergy, and an engineer to an accident...ugh.

Most intense was probably losing servers and hard drives without recovery, not being able to get databases back online because they went down so bad, websites being down, not meeting some quarterly goal, shit not building, email campaigns that go sideways...fuck...anything involving reactionary leadership...unrealistic expectations.

But all that shit, while seemingly important or "stressful", pales in comparison to someone you fought with in the trenches not being there anymore.

restore -if friends

Who found out the hard way he is now very intolerant to OTC allergy meds? Me.

Who also terribly suffers from seasonal allergy? Yep. Me.

It's going to be a long summer, coding with migraines, sinusitis, and irritated eyes 😞

Damn allergies don't let me breathe, but code is more important than air

When spring arrives the mistyping bugs increases by 512% i sneeze every line of code, it's a torture.

had a remote doctor appointment cause my insurance didn't have an allergy specialist on premises.

i tried to get in the call but first the system wouldn't open, and when it did it wouldn't recognize my camera and refused me to enter the call.

rn I'm just pissed off that the call center people are completely innocent and I'm not gonna scream at them, but i really wanna scream at the devs of this shitty website/app (i tried both) and i wanna scream at the fucking incompetent assholes that run this company

I wanna fuck a certain dev with a rusty pipe that was smeared in ghost pepper chilis... hopefully they get tetanus, inflammation and an allergy shock all at once, dying a cripple painful death.

Afterwards I spike them in front of the company with the wonderful laminated piece of paper:

"The difference between being right and being dead is where that pipe took place".

Fucking numbnut discusses every meeting like they know it all - and don't you dare critique Mr High and Almighty, cause then they will discuss as long as it takes without mercy.

HR wasn't mused as Mr Almighty filed a complaint cause I kicked them out of a meeting.

Now I've got Mr Almighty and Red tape and additional meetings.

-.-

I think I finally, really, comprehend why secret societies have historically been created... I mean the potentially logical ones. This train of thought is logically terrifying.

I want a logic check.

I've been jokingly mentioning some of my totally true, practically useless in most scenarios, skills/specific fields of knowledge/ability under a moniker of 'extremely useful, assuming apocalyptic event' for years. Things like advanced knowledge of Coefficients of glass expansion, Fortran, various things that have caused friends to refer to me as MacGyver after the reboot came out.

In recent years, I've personally encountered several varieties of the ones defined by helplessness, self-victimisation, some version of a real disability... that theyve expounded into a personified personal nemesis-- to flashily battle yet never overcome, etc... the vast majority perplexing me as to why that's a valid form of life to them... it's not that they never consider some other way; the ball is just quickly dropped and never picked back up.

College?(not that I'm a big fan) they wish they could but so expensive... aide? The form was hard/confusing/past-due...

Lookup/learn something more indepth than a tiktok? *some self-deprecating bs*

Yet it's "I always wanted to do/be/learn X"

Shows like 'How It's Made' fascinate, but don't inspire enough for a 5min google query.

In the dev world its a clear, inverted pyramid-- one of the first posts I saw when I rejoined here was ostream's rant on Apple sucking because after they stop support/updates you "can't" load a different OS... ofc you can. But several comments down... no mention of that... i think it was @LensFlare who was the only one in ~15 respondents to point out the core logical fallacy.

Basic shit is totally forgotten... try asking some random adults what plastic is made from... or pay attention to how many people declare they have a gluten "allergy".

I get people frequently telling me that things im pointing out as differences don't matter because "it's just semantics"... semantics is literally the epitome of "significance", with roots in 'meaning' and 'truth'

Back to the main issue... We are in a world where DIY is typically something you pay more to do as a catered experience than actually learning anything, people destroy their own arguments hopes of validity unwittingly often by stating the arguement, get 'offended' or 'triggered' by factual statements, propagate misinformation and bastardise words until MW needs money enough to print a new version, likely adding the misuse as an actual definition and basic knowledge and the thought to actually learn is vetoed by the existence of google translate, the wisdom of tiktok and the pure brillance of troubleshooting every random linux issue you have from not knowing basic CLI and thinking linux makes you cool, with chmod 777 because so many other dumbasses on forums keep propagating misinformation. Ask them what 777 means, most have no clue... as they didnt consider googling that one before putting it in a terminal several times.
The number of humans that actually know the basic shit that the infrastructure of the world is built on keeps decreasing... and we aren't even keeping a running tally.

The structure of the internet has the right idea... dns- 13 active master root servers, with multiple redundancies if they start dropping... hell ICANN is like a secret society but publicly known/obfuscated... the modern internet hasnt had a global meltdown... aside from the lack of censorship and global availability changing the social definition of a valid use of braincells to essentially propagating spam as if it's factual and educational.

So many 'devs' so few understanding what a driver is, much less how to write one... irl network techs that don't know what dhcp is or that their equiptment has logs... professionals in deducated fields like Autism research/coping... no clue why it was called "autism", obesity and malnutrition simultaneously existing in the same humans... it's like we need to prepare a subterranean life-supporting vault and stock it like Noah's ark... just including the basic knowledge of things that used to be common/obvious. I've literally had 2 different, early 20s, female, certified medical assistants taking my medical history legitimately ask if not having a uterus made it harder to get pregnant...i wish i was joking.

Any ideas better than a subterranean human vault system? It's not like we can simply store detailed explanations, guides, media... unless we find a way to make them into obfuscated tiktok videos apparently on nonsense or makeup tutorials.

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Hypoallergenic Dog Breeds
A sizable bit of the American public is really powerless against canines: around 10% (as per America College of Allergy, Asthma, and immunology). Dreadfully, various canine darlings experience the malevolent effects of sensitivities and need to regulate unmistakable extraordinary trickiness assaults as they can't battle the compulsion to assist the four-legged venerating creatures.

This can be an issue for canine darlings who may be experiencing lively troubles and mental issues, as they would have discovered some comfort or settlement in reiterating with their pet canine. Different individuals save a pet subsequently through an ESA letter, which permits these individuals to keep up their psychological achievement. These individuals can additionally profit by express laws and establishments that are set to help those with mental prosperity issues.

In any case, all isn't lost for individuals with sensitivities needing a pet canine as an energized support creature, for there are unmistakable canine arrangements that, at any rate, not 100% hypoallergenic, think about extraordinary trickiness enduring individuals to get or get canines as pets.

What are hypoallergenic canines?

Canines regularly shed their hair dependably and irregularly. The fine hair by then gets joined to any surface it sticks on, particularly on surfaces. Notwithstanding, it isn't normally the shedding that immediately triggers the affectability yet the peril of the canine and other fine particles that catch onto the hair. For various creatures, the allergenic can take various structures, for instance for felines it is in their salivation which gets onto their hair during planning. If you want to keep your pet inside your house you should have an ESA letter for housing.

A hypoallergenic canine is one that doesn't store allergens of any structure through either the dander locking onto the stowaway. Canines, notwithstanding, are not absolutely hypoallergenic, in any case with a blend of a low shedding canine variety and worthwhile getting ready, you can have a canine that makes individuals with hypersensitivities immaterial no difficulty.

Fiery Support Animal Letter(ESA Letter) for your hypoallergenic canine?

The ESA letter is a letter given to the canine proprietor by an affirmed emotional well-being master, in the wake of evaluating the ability of the said proprietor through an assessment. The appraisal will regard if the individual is experiencing mental or anxious distress or hardship and s/he needs the pet canine's connection to lessen the issues and feel regular. If you have a pet you should have an emotional support animal letter.

The ESA Letter joins the quality of the expert and a confirmed stamp and notices explicitly that the individual necessities to have the canine with them dependably for their psychological and lively strength.

This letter will keep on assisting the energized help creature proprietors with profiting by-laws that award their pets to be with them during voyaging or in their lodging.

The particular hypoallergenic canine arrangements

The American Kennel Club, set up in 1885 is one of the authentic voices on canine arrangements, preparing, and success.If you have other creatures, you should have an emotional support dog letter.

It beginning late passed on a diagram of canines that are close to being hypoallergenic and are ideal for individuals with hypersensitivities. A portion of the canines related to the quick overview is:

Affenpinscher
Maltese
Afghan Hound
American Hairless Terrier
Poodle
Yorkshire Terrier
Basenji
Bichon Frise
Shih Tzu
Chinese Crested
Coton de Tulear
Little Schnauzer
Irish Water Spaniel
Kerry Blue Terrier
Alongside these groupings, there are different collections that are reasonable for handily influenced individuals. The key brand name that makes these creatures reasonable is their irrelevant or low shedding stow away. With relentless getting ready and bit by bit brushing, you can get essentially more sure outcomes. It comparatively helps if the hair on the canine is wiry and human-like, for example, the Afghan Hound, or near zero body stow away, for example, the American Hairless Terrier and the Basenji. If you do not have an ESA letter you can apply for ESA letter online.