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Never assume anyone will figure out anything on their own

What legacy Code

Agreeing to do sth with WordPress

Never assume "This one line can't break anything"

CSS...

My buddy developer sitting beside me turns away for a discussion. I quickly grabbed his laptop, changed the IDE theme to dark and places it just like it was before.

It took him 15 mins to realize what I have done :P.

This is simple proof of how comfortable a dark theme is.

Changed Firewall settings on remote server. Forgot to open ssh... 😑

In the new job I have, we have to use power point for documentation. WTF

Please add option to share results on Facebook. I worked on a grading software for teachers. Do they want to share "I just failed a student. Come and join me on (link)!"??

sleep--;

git reset --hard

2 sec later:
Oh there was that other thing

So on a sign up website for a programming competition they ask you to choose your screen size to fit the webpage....
Oh the irony

Why the hell does npm install need root permissions -.-

I am a developer, not your goddamn it support guy that is there to fix your stupid printer

Just been to a hackathon and made a react native app with lots of shenanigans without having used js before. Feels good :)

Do any of you guys know an android app which sets a "fake" location and goes along a path (and does not contain ads if possible)? Currently have a GPS based project I need to test

Thanks bros

DevRant: To see that I am not suffering alone and that it is apperenly normal to get mad

Why does Mac OS not allow reminding me tomorrow anymore when it comes to system updates :(

It is quite a hard pick either generally coding with friends for fun or getting my first ever program done completely by myself (and I don't mean Hello world but rather my first small 'project') . But I'd probably go with my first ever program. Even though retrospectively the code is let's say not that great, it was still an awesome learning experience to actually create sth working out of code

Dear fish (shell for anyone who doesn't know) ,

why the hell do you also color non errors red. Just gave me a damn heart atrack

!rant
Does anyone have any experience/opinion with/on container Linux?

Use less dev rant. Yes I know it's ironic to post this here, but I waste way too much time on browsing through posts every day :/

I am really fed up with people emailing me asking about how they can use methods of a library I wrote when the answer is literally in the f***ing JavaDoc. At first I thought it might be me not being comprehensive enough in my doc, but when I literally started sending copies of what I wrote there and got a lot of "Thanks that makes it clear"emails I became really fed up with the laziness of some people. I find it disrespectful to my weeks of work for someone who wants to use it to not read a few lines when in doubt.

No words

Trying to port legacy application onto docker. Please kill me

Sometimes the ad reach might be determined by the dev after all

The Refactor.

The moment when you notice you executed the wrong version of the program while debugging.

My personalized IDE keyboard shortcuts

@dfox
Found a bug: UI doesn't rescale properly on Android when hiding and unhiding virtual buttons

Handling null like null is to be handled in production. And in current times null is good news (The app is of one of the most important german newspapers)

Be open to other people's code and read a lot of it. Also just trying out new things. Code to learn and improve don't learn to improve code.