My dev area of focus : that hot girl in QA

Senior Dev at work told me to cherry pick commits from another branch....later found out that it is an actual git command ! 😅

git cherry-pick <commmit>

Every damn time

Me searching for some random ideas.

Case 1
Me - I want to create something.
Friend - Can you hack into ... ?
Me - No, bye

Case 2
Me - I want to create something.
Bro - I also want to create one awesome project
Me - Ok, cool

Case 3
Me - I want to create something
Mom - Come, help me with preparation for dinner.
Me - *I have been trapped* Nice move

Being an introvert I don't like to show off but it's been around 7 months I am doing internship (3 so far) and didn't tell anyone about this.
In class every faculty thinks I am stupid because I spent more time in work rather than on my college materials. Due to which other guys get recognised who are good with college studies and I am always left behind.

I really hate this feeling when you work so hard and there is no one to tell about my achievements.

Q: What is a programmers favourite hangout place?

A: Foo bar

Ughh!! These laptops when opened never get closed the way they came from the factory..

I don't know why I was reading it, but I loved it :P

Fucking randsomware ecrypted 3 fricken servers in our god damn office for the 2nd time this year. These plebs need to learn to use the internet.

If only sudo could help me through constipation -_-

My feel right now😞

These comments make me feel alive while reading code.

College days
Me and my friend sitting in Lab

Me - Dude I am not able to install simulator in this PC, it's asking for some password
Friend - Try typing random password, admin123, admin000, admin0, admin etc.
Me: (After 10+ attempts) Not working :(
Friend: (Saying to faculty) Mam what's the password for this PC, I need to install simulator.
Mam: Wait, Computer specialist will come and do it for you

** Waiting for 10 min **

Specialist came and starts installing it one by one. After 3 min

Specialist: (After realizing that he can't install it for all 50+ PC's)
Everyone select Administrator account, and press enter, then you will be able to download it.

Me and my friend staring at each other laughing so hard ... !

After 1 month, the password is still same :P
Fun fact: It is Technical Campus.

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
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A: they both become useless when you open <b>windows </p> ;-)

1. Study C and Python
2. Learn NLP and ML
3. Participate again in one hackathon and kick their ass after winning it
4. Get one awesome internship
5. Master algorithms and DS

who-the-hell-thought-of-calling-this-kebab-case !! 🍖 😂

Our little jukebox, at work.

What music do you guys play while programming ?

If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?

Wife — Had your lunch
Husband — Had your lunch

Wife — I am asking you
Husband — I am asking you

Wife — Why are you copying me
Husband — Why are you copying me

Wife — Let's go to shopping
Husband — Yes, I had my lunch