My dev area of focus : that hot girl in QA

Senior Dev at work told me to cherry pick commits from another branch....later found out that it is an actual git command ! 😅

git cherry-pick <commmit>

Every damn time

Me searching for some random ideas.

Case 1
Me - I want to create something.
Friend - Can you hack into ... ?
Me - No, bye

Case 2
Me - I want to create something.
Bro - I also want to create one awesome project
Me - Ok, cool

Case 3
Me - I want to create something
Mom - Come, help me with preparation for dinner.
Me - *I have been trapped* Nice move

Being an introvert I don't like to show off but it's been around 7 months I am doing internship (3 so far) and didn't tell anyone about this.
In class every faculty thinks I am stupid because I spent more time in work rather than on my college materials. Due to which other guys get recognised who are good with college studies and I am always left behind.

I really hate this feeling when you work so hard and there is no one to tell about my achievements.

Q: What is a programmers favourite hangout place?

A: Foo bar

Ughh!! These laptops when opened never get closed the way they came from the factory..

I don't know why I was reading it, but I loved it :P

Fucking randsomware ecrypted 3 fricken servers in our god damn office for the 2nd time this year. These plebs need to learn to use the internet.

If only sudo could help me through constipation -_-

These comments make me feel alive while reading code.

My feel right now😞

College days
Me and my friend sitting in Lab

Me - Dude I am not able to install simulator in this PC, it's asking for some password
Friend - Try typing random password, admin123, admin000, admin0, admin etc.
Me: (After 10+ attempts) Not working :(
Friend: (Saying to faculty) Mam what's the password for this PC, I need to install simulator.
Mam: Wait, Computer specialist will come and do it for you

** Waiting for 10 min **

Specialist came and starts installing it one by one. After 3 min

Specialist: (After realizing that he can't install it for all 50+ PC's)
Everyone select Administrator account, and press enter, then you will be able to download it.

Me and my friend staring at each other laughing so hard ... !

After 1 month, the password is still same :P
Fun fact: It is Technical Campus.

1. Study C and Python
2. Learn NLP and ML
3. Participate again in one hackathon and kick their ass after winning it
4. Get one awesome internship
5. Master algorithms and DS

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
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A: they both become useless when you open <b>windows </p> ;-)

who-the-hell-thought-of-calling-this-kebab-case !! 🍖 😂

Our little jukebox, at work.

What music do you guys play while programming ?

If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?

Wife — Had your lunch
Husband — Had your lunch

Wife — I am asking you
Husband — I am asking you

Wife — Why are you copying me
Husband — Why are you copying me

Wife — Let's go to shopping
Husband — Yes, I had my lunch