C# Programmer 😂😂😂

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

*fiction* At a job interview:
"We are looking for someoje with 4-5 years of exp. in plep.js framework"
"Yeah, I've worked a lot with it"
"How well do you know it?"
"Perfectly I think, I released it last month"

Only 194 days until a nice even UNIX Timestamp

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

Programing Alarm

Facebook's public IPv6 address.

Notice the face:b00c?

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

I've seen some people on here mention a show called silicon valley, so I thought I would check it out. I started yesterday... I'm already in the middle of season 3, I didn't sleep much last night...

When microsoft recruiter adds u on linkedin and she endorsed u on nothing but python

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

If you ever lost your debugger duck, I think I know what happened to it...

Ha good try

Im so happy I just got my devRant stress ball ^^

The endless loop of Linux gaming problem.

Schrödingers WhatsApp, I both have new messages and I don't have new messages up to the point I open it and look.

Thanks for the useful notification!

// Translated: "You might have new messages"

An A.I. that keeps saying "Go back to your fucking work" everytime I procrastinate

Message from God to Python developers

Totally agreed.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Only a true master will know the right one

I still hoping there will be parent selector in CSS...

True...

It's not a bug.

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

I'm drunk. And I'm going to code. That's going to be epic:P

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem