Someone shat in the office.

Sorry, I had to.

Motherfucker I'm back.

Pushed to master on a Friday!

What do you think?

Quite true about those EA basterds.

Wintertime is rough

Excited for the following upcoming product releases:

Dark Mode GitHub
Dark Mode Jira
Dark Mode Kubernetes
Dark Mode Kafka Streams
Dark Mode WebEx

One guy left the company and left me nodeJS project to maintain. It has a file with just a few lines short of 1700 lines of code.

This is hilarious 😂😂

And on Fridays we all say together...

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✨ DON'T ✨
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✨ PUSH ✨
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✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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I was getting bored and my salary had not changed for over a year. Answered a few headhunters' messages. Got an interview. Then - the second one. Got an offer with >2x the salary I was getting back then. I said I'll think about it

Came back to my office after that interview. 5 minutes later I got an outlook invitation for a performance review with my manager, scheduled for tomorrow.

During the review he appologised he had overlooked the fact that my promo and salary had to be bumped up a while ago. We had a nice chat [he is an amasing manager! I've learnt so much from him...] and he offered a 50% salary bump. There I go and reveal that I got an offer yesterday with 100% higher amount of € and asked if we could meet in the middle. He agreed :)

I was offered a lot and I asked for even more. And I got it! :) I've agreed to a 75% bump because I really like working here. It's an amazing employer.

The worst dev I’ve interviewed is the only dev I’ve interviewed.. Which is probably one of the best colleagues I’ve ever worked with, and a really good dev.

Always been the one interviewed. I cant wait till i get to be the one interviewing devs. 💔

Minimum punishment it is

To all developers who think "I don't need to delete that one 1KB temp file"

FUCK.YOU.

You are not the only garbage developer who does not clean his shit up. The reason we need TERA FUCKING BYTE storage devices nowadays is because you incompetent shit heads have no idea how an application has to properly work. A temp file is not there to exist for ever. HENCE THE FUCKING WORD TEMPORARY

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Just realized that at the time of posting this I have 4000 ++s

... 200 more and that’s, like, 10 * 420 maannnn

I’ve just seen the most horrific thing on the planet
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My code from a month ago...

When I say I want to work for EA, this is what I mean.

You get paid to watch and analyze athletes. Fucking awesome job.

Are there actual Googlers here in DevRant? 😀

HELLO MONDAY!

I love my job. ❤️

Old. But apt.

The person who writes bad code is called noobgrammer

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit!

Different rants with opposite context.
But both is good news for the author :)

Congrats guys.

It is like seeing a sparkle of star on the moonless night like life of mine :3

I have the best sister in the world! Look what she 3D printed for me!

AHHHHHHHHHH THEY CAME. Thank you guys for simply understanding what im talking about.

Two kind of programmers

The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello