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#10YearsChallenge

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

Designers,

■■■■■■■ please
■■■■ stop
■■■■■■■■■ using
■■ charts
■■■■■ to show
■■■■■■■ your skills
■■■■ in your
■■■■■■■ resume

Everytime i watch a tutorial....

So true 💡

Dave had to lie cause no one was gonna give it to him

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

The great pain

Searched for common typos in Github readme.md files to make trivial PR's to get a free t-shirt, just so I could put off going clothes shopping for a bit longer.

Dear Swift, we have to break up. I’ve found a new language to love. Oh don’t act so surprised, you know our relationship was on shaky ground. You never let me have any fun. You’re always telling me what to do and how to do it and I’ve had enough. You treat me like a child, and I’m moving on.

Things were good in the beginning, and you may have impressed me with your automatic reference counting, but my new language can do that too, and so much more, and does it faster than you could ever imagine. You see unlike you, my new language doesn’t boss me around. It *trusts* me, Swift. That’s the one thing you never could understand. I need to be trusted; and know that I can trust in you.

Well I can’t. Not anymore, Swift. It’s over. My new language just treats me better than you ever could. I’m sorry it came to this but I deserve better than you Swift. We’ve both known this for a long time.

I wish you the best, but you probably shouldn’t call.

I’m with Rust now.

Bootstrap is used by who doesn't know how to use CSS.
Change my mind

Whenever I use eject command instead of pushing button on CD drive

I just saw this cool shirt in a german online shop.

A handy linux tutorial for whom cares!

If number 8 happens you know it's time to quit

Yeah, I can see you guys are also commenting (t.memeing) about this so may as well jump in the fun too.
Also Im still alive to anyone that may care an atom about it

Hahahaahahah

Fuck You MS. Linux All The Way.

Whey does everyone hate php?

I wish I could be this creative

And this is how computers are made.

This is not mine, but I found it funny so wanted to share !

"dfox and trogus are ++ supporters"

Java devs: grab a drink! You'll need it after seeing this.
The "Shit students do, even after almost a year of Java lectures" saga continues...

I have a coworker who comments every line of code he writes and it doesn't matter how simple the code is and it drives me crazy when I have to look at it. A real life example:

// Gets the total length of the server name string
var total = serverName.length;

Hahaha under the gun lol

1) Build enough confidence to ask a girl out for a date.

2) find a girl to ask for a date.

3) ???

4) profit

That moment when you realize you forgot your headphones. 😭😭

Can't drown out co-workers. Can't jam to awesome beats.

It's gonna be a long Monday.

Found this aesthetic gem in an ionic project which I have to enhance now 👌🏻