If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

Me

Feels good man!

Excel 1 Science 0

docker???

I hope I catch something good today

Just wrote an article about how to code this with CSS. I'm new to writing stuff. Would love to hear what you guys think

I had to repost this from reddit

Painfully funny || funnily painful

VSCode for C#, Python, Web dev
Sublime for big boy files
Nano for editing things in terminal
And VS if I need it

Mute your fucking microphones if you have nothing to say. Nobody wants to hear you breathing, your dog, a police car or whatever.

Not having a proper setup (desk, screens, etc) 😰

I don't move much. My back aches, and I'm getting rather fat.

It’s temporary.

Professor: with rm -r /* you can delete everything on your pc

Me: ou boii lets try it can't be so bad🤪

Prof: pls never try this, when i say everything i mean everything

Me: ou frick what did i do 😱

Note for me: Next time do a backup

Doing StackOverflow.com survey in the honest way.

To all the female devs out there
Happy Women's Day...

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Terminal vs GUI

please don't use company email address to register on a porn site

Simple flowchart XD

Titanic 😂😂😂😂

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his bluescreen.

change my mind

Professor in OS lab: Open up Cygwin and try some Linux commands

Me: Opens up dual boot Ubuntu and runs the commands on Terminal

Professor looks at my system: Is this the latest Windows 10 ?

Me: ...

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

The trick to balancing social and dev life life is training a deep learning algorithm to the point it gains sentience and the ability to feel real human emotions and becomes your best bud until it ultimately decides it would rather catalog images of mustard bottles.

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

:(){ :|:& };: this is how programmers say I adore you, and I think it's beautiful

Eternal confusion.

I think I am tired.

I almost did a switch-case on a boolean.