What people imagine when i talk about computer stuff :/

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

1/3 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix...

the rest is used by `rm -rf node_modules && npm install`

Royally fucked up my computer by having my application open 50 instances of itself. I can't even move my mouse...

My wifi was hacked two times last year, so I decided to change the factory credentials. Some months ago a tree fell on top of the cables on the street, cutting my internet connection. I call the ISP and when they get here they say I have no right for costumer support as I have altered my own connection.
WHAT. THE. FUCK
I had to revert the credentials to admin/admin in order get my internet back. These ISPs live in the fucking stone age. How the fuck do they force me to fucking have my router exposed with a fucking "admin/admin".
Fuck them.
I hope some day we have a cable revolution and finally have some rights over the networks we pay for with both tax money and excesive fees with low fucking speeds. Fuck them. Really.

Pissed off with my boss. I'm about to unleash this on him

mom: call your friends

me: okay hold on

myFriends();

Hello world!

When the app development course is all about static websites 🤔

We are in 2017! :)

I love these theoretical CS problems

Are you going to work with/hire this developer?

Client: When I hit the “Subscribe” button, it gives me an error.
Me: What’s the error message?
Client: The email field is required.
Me: Have you entered your email before hitting the “Subscribe” button.
Client: Oh, I have enter my email address?
Me: Yes

English is a very complicated language.

Hot fix of a production bug!

After finishing up 70% of a feature,
Brain: "there's a better way to do it"
Me: "ok ill just change a bit of code here and there.."
-- 2 hours later --
swimming in spaghetti code..

2010: PHP, CSS, Vanilla JS, and a LAMP Server.

Ah, the simple life.

2016: Node.js, React, Vue, Angular, AngularJS, Polymer, Sass, Less, Gulp, Bower, Grunt.

I can't handle this, I'm shifting domains to Machine Learning.

2017: Numpy, Scipy, TensorFlow, Theano, Keras, Torch, CNNs, RNNs, GANs and LOTS AND LOTS OF MATH!

Okay, okay. Calm down there fella.
JavaScript doesn't seem that complicated now, does it? 🙈

May I introduce you to my coworkers git repo

Uhhhhh… sure.

Trying to code while the cat insists that it's play time

Protip: If you want developers <30 years old, migrate to git from svn.

Client: I don't know programming. But I think you should make the button more fancy?

Me: ... I am not Harry Potter, don't imagine programming like magic. And you ain't even a programmer...

Daily conversation with our precious client

Trying to read this enum hurts my eyes

Needed x years of experience in a language that's < x years old for an entry level job 🙃

This is about both worst boss and most annoying co-worker.

Well, this boss didn't care how much code we wrote, or how good it was (well, at least he didn't care that much); only how much commits we do. And this coworker literally did a script to do a commit every 10 minutes. 24/7. Everyone else was completely mad about it and about a week later we achieved that he was kicked from the job. Since then I still get trauma if someone commits something unimportant.

What do you mean, I need 10 reputation to create an avatar? When I add all upvotes on my comments I have 10+ upvotes, why the fuck does my profile show only 6?

Fucking shit!

That feeling when your boss calls you clever not because of your programming skills, but because you fixed a trivial Excel issue for him.

"Work is intended to earn you money, you don't have to like it to make a living from it" - my first boss

"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".

He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂

When you start hiring millennials

The internet with my inspect element is quite good I guess...