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Ufffff...

When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Today I wanted to start learning C.
Windows wanted to update.
We did updates.
I guess this is my wife now.

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Just replaced a 300 line switch case with a simple if statement inside a foreach loop.
Feels sooo good man

The struggle is real !

Christmas on a Sunday!
Well, then what is the point?!

Guess who is going to spend Christmas working on the most painful project ever...

When you're helping someone with a bug for ages and then try something random and it's miraculously fixed so you have to spend another hour figuring out why...

"I don't need a separate drive for backups"

What debugging code feels like

Dear Gradle build,
Why do you waste most of my time?
Sincere
Developer

This is what u get when u trust your teammates on a group project.
Not my fav function, but I was rofl when I saw it 😂
That is, until the frustration of working in a group kicked in

Math.random()

'Cause I hate making decisions.

Poopy function in Swift

Don't BS your managers or peers about your understanding of a topic.

It is okay to not know something. It is not okay to pretend that you do.

Do not disturb someone especially if they are in the zone.

Hint : earphones on, a ton of error logs on screen.

0. Plan before you code. Document everything. You won't remember either your idea or those clever implementations next week (or next month, or next year...).

1. Don't hack your way through, unless that's what you intend to do. Name your variables, functions etc. neatly: autocomplete exists!
Protip: Sometimes you want to check a quick language feature or a piece of code from one of your modules. Resist the urge to quickly hack in the test into your actual project. Maintain a separate file where you can quickly type in and check what you're looking for without hacking on your project (For example, in Python, you can open a new terminal or IDLE window for those quick tests).

2. Keep a quiet environment where you can focus. Recommend listening to something while coding (my latest fad is on asoftmurmur.com). Don't let anything distract you and throw your contextual awareness out of whack.

3. Rubber ducks work. Really. Talking out a complex piece of logic, or that regex or SQL query aids your mind greatly in grasping the concept and clearing the idea. Bounce off code and ideas with a friend or colleague to catch errors and oversights faster. Read more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

4. Since everyone else is saying this (and because it merits saying), USE VERSION CONTROL. Singular most important thing to software development aside from planning and documenting.

5. Remember to flout all of the above once in a while and just make a mess of a project where you have fun throwing everything around all over the place. You'll make mistakes that you never thought were possible by someone of your caliber :) That's how you learn.

Have fun, keep learning!

Naming advice for new devs:

Test
Test1
Testtest
Final
Finalfinal
Final1
Asdjsfkd
Jkhfd

If you write it twice and it's not a function call, it's wrong.

Me...

The language is fine, it's just me who keeps adding bugs to the programs and forgetting semicolons...

Browser support for css... Dam you IE...

Vertical Aligning in CSS before flex

"Isn't that Java?" - bypassing stranger who happens to look over your shoulder when you're coding in public.

The lack of ++. Seriously, what the hell?

PHP 🐘 is so damn easy to learn, run straighforward in all OSs, that anyone can start coding in no time. Therefore, the amount of crap code around, made by unskilled devs, is just *unbelievable*. 💩

Hmm.... Gotta try this. 🤔 🤔

Let's make something in angular sounds like a great idea.
6 months later
Let's port everything from angular to react as angular 2 is a complete rewrite.
Another 6 months later.
I think i like the simplicity of vuejs.
Lets try that now. 😂😂😂