Just got my first RedBubble shirt 😍

If that rant reaches 666 ++'s, I'm gonna cut a client's dick and sacrifice it to our Lord and Savior Satan.

Publish at least one app to F-Droid

I laughed so hard 😂😂

When i see people running notepad through wine on linux machine.

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

Named my dog sudo, so that i can call or command him with authority. Sudo sit! Sudo eat! Sudo roll over! Isn’t it cool?

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

So yesterday I became an actual human rubber duck!

So I have a colleague in my team that for weird reasons is not allowed to work with the same thing as the other colleagues in the team is allowed to work with. So she´s kind of alone, working on another project, and that seems to suck really hard.

And this is how I became a human rubber duck. She asked me a couple of questions about a technology/language I´ve never touched before and I told her I never worked with that technology or language and know nothing. But she was eager to get me over to take a look at what she meant.

So I came over to her screen and she started to tell me everything about the project, the technology and the language. I soon realized she wasn´t only looking for help, she was probably feeling alone in the work she was doing and just needed someone to talk to. So I took my role as the human rubber duck and sat down to listen to everything even though I almost didn´t understand anything.

I think it actually helped her even though I did nothing.

Being a human rubber duck felt good!

MDN >> W3Schools

Rip WPA2
Rip SysAdmins

How to save the princess in 8 languages. Not my content, just something I saw.

The hell! Since when was there sponsored apps in the start menu?

Don't try this at home

She runs C shells by the seashore

10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations:

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(found on twitter by @iamdevloper 😂)

#StackoverFlow 🙄🙄

Still waiting

When they replace you with an intern

Programmer's hardest tasks 😁

Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

True story

Okay Windows, I see what you did here

Given how precise developers have to be with their code to get it to run, you'd think they'd be better spellers when they write blog posts. 🤔

I don't like the color of the new VSCode logo

Who you thought invented 3 way handshake?

Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

😶 I M IN

10 levels deep code,
3K+ Lines,
No indentation.

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