You wanna get your face smash one day

"dude let's do 418 pages"
"sure"
"where do we put it though"
"I got an idea"

For those who don't know, this is how Apple pictures a PC in the network, a CRT display with blue-screen-of-death!

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

I lost a friend today😭.

He wanted to checkout my MacBook Pro, because he was thinking about buying one.

So I pulled mine out of my backpack, and turned it on.. Then windows 10 popped up!

I looked at him in shock like I just got caught watching porn. I tried to explain to him “it’s not what you think! I had to install it to use Microsoft Project!

He just looked at me in disgust, shaking his head, and walked away....

Happens all the time

Hello {Project}, my old friend. I've come to debug you again
Because the scope is softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was developing
And the misery that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence...

In restless dreams I debugged alone
Narrow file of cobbled code
‘Neath the halo of a desk lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of git checkin
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand bugs and maybe more
People coding without asking
People coding without listening
People writing code that they never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
{Project} like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the kludgy app they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

That is the question 😉

Please help the kittens

AI's be like!

The wizard

Right😂😅

Posture difference b/w developer and a designer😀

I commit this here. just in case

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well that's a fancy shirt

I think this describes what everybody thinks around here xD

🎁🎁🎁

Seems totally legit... :')

Windows things. Someone's antivirus had been expired.

I got this from a page in fisbuk

That makes so much sense 😂😂

Well I didn’t ask this paper #rebel

Apple call it an iMac address.
(FYI: they don't)

True fact
Which one?! 😆

Translation: My Samsung picture app wants to be allowed to make and receive phone calls...

WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK DOES MY STOCK GALERY APP NEED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS????

Happy christmass!

Really found this type of students when I was finding someone to collab with me for final year project

Not really a dev thing, but ...
Source: Codechef Tweet

Digging through my old favorites and found this, still makes me chuckle.