"Look it's people"

Ummm, so tell me

Rest In Peace mspaint.exe, 1985 - 2017. You will be greatly missed.

Credits: unknown

Please make it possible to disable notifications on comments to rants i commented on..! 🤞

It goes like this...

In an alternative universe...

I found this in the code of a non-adult video portal...

Why would they need AES encryption for a pornhub grabber?

Repost: I like how a lot of code has the word 'forgive me' in it... Oh forgive me angular gods

Our life story explained 😂 !

Woah, Black Betty, Bag of RAM

Visual studio has crashed 6 times in 5 minutes... The fuck Microsoft...

When you try to explain how "git pull branch" works to an intern...

Sometime’s Google’s Easter eggs make my day

Got confused in my excitement... this is where the stickers go, right?

Writing "every other f*****g language" after Python is pure frustration

*open laptop as usual.
*lost literally 5 hours for shitty update

Let’s make statistics about from where are the most people out here.
boolean added = false
for (Comment comment: rant.comments) {
if (comment.text.contains(yourHomeland)){
comment.upvote();
added = true;
break;
}
}
if (!added){
rant.writeComment(myHomeland);
}

"finally" what happened?

Totally Relatable 😓😕

I am going to buy this cool new app for my windows 10.

I loled a little 😅

ANSI is a dying art; but I want it to live.

That's so true

hello world;

When you take help from a pervert developer...

When you install eclipse instead of IntelliJ

Some programmers be like...

Girl: we need to talk!

Me: Ok...

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Aaah, the smell of an empty office in the morning!