"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

echo "we don't do that 🤔"

Fuckin' manager... lol

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Weeks of programming can save hours of planning.

I kinda feel sorry for him

The emerging Technological Hype of 2016

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Linux destro guide for n00bs.

If you ever feel you're not self-confident enough, think about the guy who told his manager at Google about the great idea he had been working on: a T-Rex that jump over cactus when there's no internet connection in Chrome.

Too true, too true...

It feels awkward testing a feature using front-facing camera. XD

If your issue is not on StackOverflow and you can't find it on the web:

Go another way, you're probably doing something very wrong!

(I have solved many problems remembering this)

This is just amazing.

For those who want the esc key back
You can buy the iEsc adapter for $99.99

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

This is Epic...

Last night I had a dream about a bug and I woke up with a solution. When I got to the office and tried it out it worked...I have heard about this happening before but this is the first time I have experienced it!

Please enter your phone number...

Hahahaja!

Did this on my first programming exam.

int index = 0
int value = 0
try {
while true {
value += array[index]
index++
}
} catch NullPointerException {
System.out.print("Sum: " + value)
}

The task was to add together all numbers in an array.

I somehow aced the exam, but got called in to teachers office this is not the way to use exceptions.

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

And then there is this beauty...

Lifesaver! http://ohshitgit.com