I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Programmers calendar be like....

Finally!

Give everyone a chance

If someone in your company/workgroup doesn't know something basic that you might take for granted, don't undermine them and mock them.

Everyone has to learn and it just breaks morale and motivation.

Be humble and think that you're not any kind of God and think that you wouldn't like the same thing happening to you.

People who mock others for not knowing stuff just piss the shit out of me.

Be humble guys

Well...

My Github project was stared 15 times, I'm so proud of myself ! :D

girlfriend init

package not found

!rant

My girlfriend sat on my lap the other day when I was helping a friend of mine with some assembly code. She look at the code an said

What are you doing?

I explained the code and said that is the lowest you can get before machine code. She didn't run away in fear....

This is a great sign...

When people ask stupid questions...

Like looking at my commits😂

Credits: Reddit

Sometimes I begin to think about life in general. Then I remember I can do `sl` across 3 monitors

When you develop and test your (Android) app on lower end devices, thinking that if it works on low end devices, it will work on higher end devices too.
And you get crash reports from the higher end (huh! Flagship grade) devices only.

Me: Welcome everyone to my introduction to Drupal.
*watches an empty room.

Json Derulo! ( I love JavaScript and pop music)

Seriously guys, this needs to stop...

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

I've spent the past hour and a half working on a bot to beat a typing game. I have no reason to, and I have so many better things to do.

But I keep running into honeypots and bot protection, and now I won't be able to stop until I prove I'm smarter than this random typing site.

Dafuq is this, human?

Five years learning how to build normalized information schemas to end up designing denormalized DBs.

Achievement of the day. Finally managed to reproduce a bug a client reported

I've decided to tattoo "RTFM" across the knuckles on my right hand. One day I'm gonna snap and instead saying it, I'm gonna punch someone in the face and they should know why.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

I have a confession to make.
I do most of my java coding in comic sans ;-;
IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON

"Normally, when you think about a backup, it's too late."

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

I don't hate PHP.

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

😂😂 Innovation

In case you were curious, there's a whole 44 repositories written in Brainfuck on GitHub.