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AboutMildly confused CS student
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Microsoft: "What about if our camera app stops recording as soon as its window is minimized because there is no such thing as people filming themselves reading from screen?"
You have to be impressed by the ability of these fucking morons to make common use cases artificially hard to do with their software.3 -
Christmas lights were blinking randomly IN SECTIONS without any sort of "control brick", just with a plain wall plug and TWO wires coming out of it.
In this house we obey the laws of physics, I immediately called magic on this and started digging. I found out that was like five chains of lights wired in parallel, and every chain contained one special lamp that had a thin plate of some thermal-sensitive material inside. It heats up which makes it go straight, thus breaking its chain until it cools down enough to curl again and make the contacts touch.
Brilliant and really cheap way of making randomly blinking Christmas lights without any kind of controller, with just two wires and some physics. That's what I call "nocode".11 -
Computer - Enter password
Man - password
Computer - Your password is incorrect
Man - incorrect
Computer - try again
Man - again1 -
Hi guys! My name is Karina, I am a graphic designer from Ukraine. I want to show you my work about gopher) My husband is a golang developer and my little hobby of making him T-shirts with gophers has grown into the fact that I now draw them. Do you like my work?18
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Have you considered that we might just have to stay at home because the batteries of the surveillance pigeons have to be changed? 🧐7
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Syntax for my proposed "unsure" programming language.
Variable declaration:
let's just say that <variable name> = <value>
Function declaration:
hypothetically, we could <function name> (<args>){}
Try/ catch:
it's possible that
{
}
...or not (<ex>)
{
}3 -
*finishes MATLAB course*
My blanket when I wake up and think about my expired license which I won't renew:7