My start in new company....

HR: you will get a Macbook from us...

Me: yessss!!!!

~~~

One Day before first Day:

I Picked up the laptop from company...opened the case....
No Macbook, but HP 😂😂😂...🤷‍♀️

~~~

First Day at new company:

PM: you will be using Ps, Sketch....

ME: how will be the licence costs payed?

PM: it is already installed...

ME: wait, what? It's nothing in my Laptop.. Wait what? Sketch?....I haven't recieved a Mac....

PM: What?????🤦‍♀️.....

~~~

Later in the same Day...

My laptop: Fu*k you!!! Your account has been disabled. Contact your system Administrátor...

ME: wtf????? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

.....to be continued....

Everytime you see a newbie developer, please tell him to stop making jokes on hacking nasa with html

Stop it.....

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Me:
working on this personal project for a year with some progress every week..

Also me:
I got this new Idea for this new project!

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Messing around with the avatars API (Upcoming project...)

And turns out I'm a pretty badass girl

Kids, don't start programming. It's like a drug, when you've started you can't stop.
You'll skip homework and forget about any potential friends.

So, my phone's OS has this option for selecting the vibration pattern when my phone rings

!rant

Guys! I did it! Its possible!

My task was to extension a code in php. I wrote 100 lines of code and then it workes on first try without any errors!

This is a milestone!
Bill Gates is nothing against me!

It is 2:15am and I am alone in the office. I seriously hear a mechanical keyboard, but nobody else is here. I guess I die tonight.

[when starting out with web dev] Just use bootstrap!

Please don't. I teach web dev now, and when people learn a framework initially, they often get a warped and incomplete understanding of how things work. They spend their time learning the framework instead of learning the systems they're actually working with, and then when the want to do something the framework can't do, they're just at a loss.

Don't get me wrong, bootstrap and jquery and so on have their places, but those places aren't when you're just starting out.

We accept that the brain is the most important organ, but really, what organ is telling you that?

Fucking Brain.

Terrorism just got cheaper...

(- _ -)

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

I'm getting the sense that the devRant algo somehow thinks I love seeing rubber duck memes every 3 posts...

I guess THAT is what keeps my phone from running out of space...

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

Memory Lane

I think no one really reads "how to ask"

Y'know what I can't understand? People who knock and literally immediately come in. THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF KNOCKING

I find statements such as, `count = count + 1` very annoying >_<

I wrote a complex method for about 6 hours. Then I decided to test it via a console application...

It didnt print any output. After 2 hours of searching for errors I found the mistake: I never called the method. Guys... that's how you waste 2 hours of your life.

Well yeah. He is right!

Best OS 😍

"One man's crappy software is another man's full time job"

That moment when your app is not working as expected...

The worst Code I saw was

if (value != null ) {
return value;
} else {
return null;
}

I code for fun until it isn’t any fun anymore, then I code because I need to finish.
But no code is ever finished.
I shall code forever!